The Pausini Jubas
Lo Pausini Juba - the son of Aki Juba and Luca Pausini Senior, Lo is the incredibly horny hero of the story, known to have a black girlfriend named Luna De Castro.
Aki Juba - Luca’s dead mother.
Luca Pausini Senior - Lo’s dead father.
Emilio Juba Pino - Lo’s snobbish maternal male cousin, who frequently gropes on Cecilia and her own friends since he was only ten.
Fernando Pausini - Lo’s paternal uncle.
Alfredo Pino - Emilio, Bettina and Leopoldo’s dad.
Mora Juba Pino - Bettina, Leopoldo and Emilio’s mother and Ricardo’s insanely criminal shotgun wife.
Ricardo Pino - Ricardo Pino was Fernando’s close friend.
Bettina Juba Pino - Dona Vanda’s own foster daughter, who is the second product of a horrifying shotgun wedding between Alfredo Pino, an Italo Brazilian man, and Aki’s bad sister Mora Juba.
Leopoldo Pino - Lo’s younger cousin and Emilio’s younger brother.
Laura Zola - Along with her younger sister Lili and brother Tulio, Laura reluctantly became one of Gustavo Ramalho’s employees.
The Morricone family
Barbara Zwaricz Morricone - Barbara was from Rio Grande Do Sul, and was a lady who forcibly married an unlucky judge, only to murder him, their two sons and older daughter in law in cold blood. In another twist, she also successfully prevented her unhappy daughter Zulmira from meeting her son and younger husband again, but that’s until she died of natural causes, as hoisted by her own destructive body, which in turn was attacking her already flat brain the whole time.
Zulmira Morricone Zola - Tulio’s wife, Ottavio’s perverse mum, Barbara’s privately bisexual only daughter and oldest child.
Cecilia Morricone - Juba’s tough cookie friend.
Daisaku Morricone - Barbara’s incredibly unlucky part-Japanese part-Italian husband, Cecilia and Rui’s grandfather, and the father of Gin and Vinicius.
Rui Morricone - Cecilia’s overweight but shy and kind younger brother, who’s mostly best friends with the inventive Leopoldo Pino.
Gin Morricone - Vinicius’ beloved younger brother, Jacinta and Cajuru’s dead uncle, Cecilia and Rui’s late father, and Barbara’s younger son.
Vinicius Morricone - Barbara’s dead older son, Yara’s late husband, Jacinta and Cajuru’s father.
Yara Pinto Morricone - Yara Morricone is Jacinta’s mother.
Jacinta ‘Jaci’ Morricone - The daughter of a part-Italian Brazilian man and the lively local Yara. Her younger brother is Cajuru Morricone.
Cajuru Morricone - Jacinta’s younger brother and Yara’s son.
The Pintos
Carlos Pinto - Carlos is Yopanã’s older brother and Lo Juba’s right hand cop friend.
Yawa Pinto - Iruka and Tina’s respectful medicine man uncle, Regina’s estranged husband, Carlos, Maibi and Yopanã’s father.
Maibi Pinto - Yopanã’s lovely younger sister.
Yopanã Pinto - Iruka and Tina’s tough guy middle cousin and Maibi’s older brother.
Tiniá ‘Tina’ Pinto - Iruka’s cool mannered and likeable younger sister.
Iruka Pinto - As Iruka means ‘Dolphin’ in Japanese, it fits the curiously randy nature of Lo’s local best friend.
The De Castros
Joao De Castro - Eduardo’s more laidback older brother.
Luna De Castro - Joao and Eduardo’s younger sister, who ultimately hooks up with and marries Lo Juba afterwards in the wedding finale season. Before she married him, she had consensual sex with and being impregnated by him a month earlier; thus she birthed a baby girl 8 months later, albeit one who looks a lot like her ginger haired paternal grandfather.
Eduardo De Castro - Although a fair and just doctor in training, he otherwise has to defend himself from a ton of corrupt people everywhere.
Maria Elisa De Castro - Eduardo’s older wife, who suffers from ovarian cancer, a health condition somewhat closely associated with the relative inability to produce healthy babies after reaching age 40.
Ramalho Rodrigues and his friends
Dona Vanda Mazzina - Tulio’s confidante and Margarita’s mother.
Margarita Mazzina - Dona Vanda’s daughter and Guilherme’s flirty girlfriend.
Lili Zola - Laura’s mean and snobbish younger sister, who often behaves like her equally corrupt dad, the otherwise not murderous Augustin Zola.
Tulio Zola - Tulio is Lili and Laura’s brother and the dad of Ottavio Zola.
Regina Chaves Pinto - Yawa Pinto’s estranged wife.
Alzira Camacho - Regina’s mean and sociopathic best friend.
Gustavo Ramalho Rodrigues - The Heavy and main antagonist of the story, Ramalho doesn’t really care about anyone until he saw his own victim-secretary Susana finally having consensual sex from, of all people, his own ex-sidekick Ottavio.
Raul Zola - Tulio, Lili and Laura’s nicer paternal uncle and Augustin Zola’s older brother.
Augustin Zola - Tulio, Laura and Lili’s widower father, long married to his much older, long suffering, ptsd prone late wife, herself an ethnic Swedish mail order bride.
Ottavio Zola - Ramalho’s insanely horny young ex-sidekick, who’s happy enough to have consensual sex with his secretary Susana even after he killed off his boss. Although he’s such a rich brat, he does love his friends, especially the poor Rafa. After Susana murdered their boss just for killing off his fellow employees, both she and him are in a (happy enough) prison shotgun wedding and bore themselves a baby boy afterwards.
Nicolas Viana - Ottavio’s incredibly inventive autistic friend, Graça’s confidante and Rafa’s younger brother.
Rafa Viana - Ottavio’s plainclothes best friend.
Susana Zola - Ramalho’s secretary turned Ottavio’s older wife.
Brandão Hunziker - Ruth’s equally unpredictable (if otherwise hyperempathetic) bisexual father, himself the unlucky shotgun husband of a psychopathic tech boss with plans to take over the whole district. As the result of a family life gone horribly squick, his emotions are too overdeveloped for his own safety, and his own screwed up parents were too busy to even take care of him, which explains why he went solo since he was ten and had to raise Ruth alone in such horrible ways.
Ruth Hunziker - Brandão’s screwed up yet incredibly horny bisexual daughter, who is trying to reunite with her already unlucky former female friends; although she’d have to do that by enacting gross and unfortunately non consensual sexual tactics. Even by her own fairly blue and orange standards, she just can’t comprehend both disabled helpless animals and completely depraved monsters, as the only major thing that she does know is to not even toe the two lines of moral horizon that Barbara Morricone technically went into. What she ultimately did to her newfound girlfriend Graça De Melo may not be considered a sexual violation anyway, but it’s still pretty painful nonetheless.
Carl Friedman - One of Ottavio’s chummy friends.
Louisa Friedman - Carl’s workaholic single mother.
Cecilia’s Friends
Graça De Melo - Graça De Melo is Cecilia’s insecure (privately lesbian) Cafuzo best friend, who secretly had to endure having consensual sex with Ruth near the end of the story.
Daniela Camacho - Alzira’s spunky daughter and Carl’s girlfriend.
Hercílio De Sa - Georgina’s somewhat reckless father and Anita’s loving husband.
Anita De Sa - Georgina’s mum and Hercílio’s stern but firm wife.
Georgina De Sa - Daniela’s estranged buddy from Minas Gerais.
Claudia De Sa - Being Georgina’s sister, Claudia is a haughty young manager working for Lili’s dad’s corrupt company.
Juliana Freitas - One of Cecilia’s friends, Guilherme’s Sister and Frederica’s daughter.
Jurema Couto - One of Lili’s quaint employees, Jurema is implied to be from southern Rio De Janeiro.
Marcia Dos Santos - Maurinho Dos Santos’ Niece.
Maurinho Dos Santos - Maurinho is a heel face revolving door amongst the good guys. Sometimes he’s corrupted by the murderous Barbara Morricone, but he’s otherwise still a frizzy clown. He is Marcia’s uncle.
Frederica Freitas - Juliana’s wise mother, Laura’s stubborn confidante.
Paulo Da Silva - Paulo is the twin brother of Ana Da Silva, but who happens to be a witty mannered mulatto guy being good friends with Nicolas Viana.
Ana Da Silva - Paulo’s sister.
Lourdes Miranda - Lo’s schoolteacher.
Guilherme ‘Gil’ Freitas - Frederica’s son and Juliana’s naughty little brother.
