Sunday 25 April 2021

How to really make a Soji Yamakawa multimedia universe

It is possible that Sony LIV, the Indian tv on demand division of the huge Sony Group, has to collaborate with fellow Sony Group subsidiary Aniplex, Bulgaria’s Sofia Film and Uganda’s Wakaliwood studios in order to make sure that a Kenya Boy adaptation series is made. The non-Isamu of the Wilderness multimedia universe traditionally comprises of only about three stories but is full of really twisty surprises. 

For his first ever Kamishibai work, Shōnen Champion, a web manga reimagining of it will only have 22 volumes, as the same will go for the web anime film series adapted quite closely from it. Both the manga and anime will share a very different, much less uncannily creepy and much more organically retro style, which in case will be Naoyuki Konno's own style. If it succeeds, a prequel and a sequel can come into play as well. 

Its much better known 1940s-50s postwar variant (also known as Shōnen Champion) will consist of 48 volumes, sans the true backstory and ending, which have sixteen and thirty two volumes each. A manga can be written and drawn by Naoyuki Konno. 

For his most famous work that isn't Isamu of the Wilderness, Kenya Boy, its manga reimagining will have forty two stories in fourteen volumes, which will be adapted into 14 films. When both the manga and anime become hugely successful, a prequel and sequel of it, The Land of Ashoka and Jungle Hunt, will get the green light to become a seminal Seinen pair with 2 volumes (and 14 episodes) each. 

For both the Kamishibai and Emonogatari variants of his most famous animal themed work, Tiger Boy, a manga reimagining will also have about fifty two volumes. If both succeed internationally, they themselves will bear at least a twenty six volume interquel. 

Two much lesser known works from competing magazines, Baboon Boy and Wolf Boy, can each have a complete series in the spotlight. 

When a complete 14 volume series is made; Baboon Boy will probably be divided into at least two stages, with the eponymous second stage being the main one. 

The prequel is an expanded backstory, which begins when a teenaged girl, her parents and baby brother Shotaro had to hop through ships (and planes!) by questionable means. It was before they arrive into what would become DR Congo, where they faced a crapload of classist people, ranging from corrupt politicians to antagonistic (but mainly local Bantu speaking) soldiers to (primarily European descent) cattle ranchers. Shotaro’s parents were bludgeoned to death and his sister sadly left him behind after years of breastfeeding and interacting. As a result, he was found by a bunch of baboons who later raised him for a short while.

The first stage is when he was raised by wild animals after being abandoned unintentionally by his beloved sister. 

The second stage begins when he made friends with a badass fisherman. Later on, they also befriended a pale, dark wavy haired tomboy, whose much older brother and sister in law unintentionally abandoned her (and her six surviving fellow siblings, as it turns out) as a toddler, and whose overworked parents died at the hands of a fatcat before that. 

Wolf Boy is also similar, but with a half-Japanese half-Indian boy named Shiva being orphaned in a really classist incident involving his senile parents’ death by the society elite’s most murderous members. Then there were treasure looters kidnapping him and dumping him out into the woods, only for the boy to be raised by wolves and other animals. The rest is history. 



Wednesday 21 April 2021

A Nice Letter To Bollywood Casuals

Have you seen a lot of ridiculous films made in many regions, but especially the Indian subcontinent, that are indeed mockbusters of something else altogether? I watched glimpses of these dirty oddballs on YouTube every now and then. 

Yours Surely, Slapstick.

Monday 19 April 2021

The living Kings and Queens of The Mysterious Habitat Story Meta Genre

Forget the late Elmo Lincoln and Johnny Weissmuller, here come the Kings and Queens of the Mysterious Habitat Story meta genre. 

Even though Swiss Brazilian heartthrob Claudio Henrich Meier wasn't and still isn't a regular for the Mysterious Habitat Story meta genre to begin with, he made a big break when he was in Uga Uga, a turn of the millennium Brazilian telenovela show, playing the Amazon Jungle raised Greco Brazilian company heir Adriano Karabastos, aka Tatuapu. Thus, the tv show in turn was a loose spiritual adaptation to the first few Tarzan books, or even more accurately, much of the whole Jukan series, a literary competitor that hasn't gone anywhere outside of its native Scandinavia, for reasons related to its author's political stance. 

For parts of her rather brief and at times controversial entertainment career, in The Ape Princess, half-Dutch/half-Thai Mon actress, model and currently nun Amelia Jacobs played Iyawadee, an abandoned chief's daughter who was subsequently adopted and then raised by Orangutans in a generic Southeast Asian jungle.



Thursday 15 April 2021

Let’s Talk about Gottlieb Pinball Games

Hello guys. The Gottlieb Company was one of the world’s all time pinball giants until its passing.

The pinball games from the Columbia Pictures area are the ones most likely to be adapted into other media. It helps that the Gottlieb pinball arcades of said era are the predecessors of what are now called Sony PlayStation arcades. 

The ones that deserve adaptations in other media. 
The Hawaiian Isle of Hawaiian Beauties
The Filthy Southern Belle’s Guide To The Fringe 
Jungle Life 
Jungle Queen 

Friday 9 April 2021

Jakawana: Characters

The Characters in Jakayana: Anak Pahlawan Rimba and its sequel Jakayana: Gadis Pahlawan Rimba 

Jakawana and the previous generation

Jakawana - Jakawana is a local Kalimantan nature hero of Ngaju Dayak descent. He saw his unhappy parents leave their village to work for a rather unscrupulous company in Jakarta, so he became a half wild street urchin taking care of himself in the local Kalimantan jungle. 

Sheila Djauhari - A Madurese lass, who happens to be the daughter of a rather unscrupulous trader, and an estranged younger friend of his lackey Sunarti Chandrawinata. 

Sunarti Chandrawinata - Sunarti is a snobbish young woman. 

 

Wednesday 7 April 2021

The Charm of Jakawana

Sorry guys, this one began life as a blank ashcan post. 

Nonetheless, this article of mine is going to be an amateur review on a surreal jungle comic from Cold War era Indonesia, and what will become an exportable adaptation of it. 

The current title of this Indonesian comic, from 1979 onwards, is Jakawana: Anak Didikan Rimba, which is perhaps a pun of an old Indonesian name for the Jungle Books. That said, it surely was a national bestseller for its time. 

It has about three surviving editions; with each one being two Scholastic Bone-sized volumes long. 


Saturday 3 April 2021

A Plausible List of Essentials and Kitchenware

Essentials found in Sydney's international food stores 

Various Stores 
Heng’s Salt and Pepper Duck Egg Powder (Eaten) 
Maxim Snowy Mooncakes (Eaten) 
Chess Biscuit Red Bean Paste Mooncakes (Eaten) 

Rodríguez Bros 
Chufi 

Naan House 
Paneer Manchurian (Eaten) 
Ras Malai (Eaten): Tastes like tart bread, because Chenna is made of milk solids.
Chicken Manchurian (Eaten) 

Miracle Supermarket (Seen) 
Osmanthus Jam (Eaten)

G4Buy (Seen) 
Isabelle Emperor Salted Duck Egg Custard Mooncakes (Eaten): Although manufactured in Taiwan, they’re still made in the Cantonese style. 
Dalgona Latte (Drunk) 
G Lab Long Jing Momoyama Lava Mooncakes (Eaten) 
Pokka Sapporo Prawn Clam Chowder (Eaten) 

Thai Kee IGA (Seen) 
Manila St Cheddar Cheese Ice Cream (Eaten) 
Manila St Ube Halaya Ice Cream 
Japanese Style Basque Cheesecake (Eaten) 
Monica Thousand Layer Lapis Cake (Eaten)
Heng’s Salt and Pepper Duck Egg Spread (Eaten) 
Koon Salted Egg Spread (Eaten)
Mergini Duck Egg Sauce (Eaten) 
Dalgona (Eaten) 
Plain Financier (Eaten) 
Tteok (Eaten) 
Ichioka Steamed Cakes (Eaten)
Momoyama Manju (Eaten): this is a true Momoyama mooncake from Japan! 
Sosro Bottled Jasmine Tea (Drunk): despite questionable sustainability claims, this drink is partly manufactured in the sucky conditions of an overworked jasmine tea paddy. Fortunately, while it doesn’t really contain palm oil, it’s still made in a destroyed part of the already shrinking (and perhaps still shrunk) jungles of Java, Indonesia. 
Ommi's Taro and Salted Egg Yolk Momoyama Mooncake (Eaten): although not actually made in Japan’s Momoyama prefecture, that doesn’t mean it’s a total ripoff; it’s made in Australia from 50% Taiwanese and 50% Australian ingredients. 
Ommi’s KuKi Black Sesame Momoyama Lava Mooncake (Eaten): same thing, but with sesame seeds. 
Maman Soy Milk Manju (Eaten)

Tierras Latinas (Seen)
Mate and Bombilla kit (Kitchenware) 
Turrón De Doña Pepa Por San Jose (Eaten): despite being one of the stickiest and numbest desserts from Latin America, it still has an illustrious history in Peru, its native country. 

Fiji Spice Market (Seen)
Chocolatera (Kitchenware)
Molinillo (Kitchenware)
Esnaloa Dulce De Batata y Chocolate (Eaten)
La Serenissima Dulce De Leche Colonial (Eaten) 

Indian House Mart (Seen)
Kalakand (Eaten) 
Milk Cake (Eaten) 
Srikhand (Eaten) 
Besan Barfi (Eaten) 
Khoya Barfi (Eaten) 
Badam Barfi (Eaten)
Chocolate Barfi (Eaten)
Kesar Peda (Eaten): it tastes more tart than sugary, mostly thanks to a kind of dairy food called Khoya. 
Khoya Peda (Eaten): a plain white Khoya Peda. 
Mathura Peda (Eaten): this Peda is from Mathura in Uttar Pradesh. 

Pyrmont Convenience Store (Seen)
Mardel Dulce De Leche (Eaten) 
Lotus Cookie Spread (Eaten) 
Yoki Paçoca (Eaten) 

Emperor’s Garden Bakery (Seen) 
Malai Go (Eaten): there’s no plain beige Gai Dan Go at this place, instead there is this caramel coloured heavyweight and the fluffier Hong Kong Fa Go. 
Hong Kong Fa Go (Eaten): Despite its other name, it’s mostly made of eggs and flour, with only a bare batch of almonds on top. 

Coles (Seen)  
Marshmallow Fluff (Eaten)
Nissin Hong Kong Chicken Noodles (Eaten) 
Mission Hong Kong Seafood Noodles (Eaten) 
Britannia Ghee (Eaten) 

Bread Top (Seen) 
Hong Kong Egg Tart (Eaten) 
Paper Wrapped Chiffon Cupcake (Eaten): not to be confused with the related but distinct Gai Dan Go in cupcake form. 
Salted Duck Egg Custard Nian Gao Pudding (Eaten) 
Traditional Nian Gao Pudding (Eaten) 
Baked Cheese Tart (Eaten)
Portuguese Tart (Eaten) 
Cotton Cheesecake (Eaten) 
Salted Duck Egg Custard Mooncakes (Eaten)
Duck Egg Lava Custard Mooncakes (Eaten)

Oriental Express (Seen) 
Macau Hong Hong Lava Mooncakes (Eaten) 
Dai Pai Dong Milk Tea (Bought) 
Dai Pai Dong Coffee (Bought) 
Dai Pai Dong Yuan Yang (Bought) 
Maruto Castella Cake (Eaten) 
Maruto Cotton Cheesecake (Eaten)
Maruto Milk Pudding Cake (Eaten) 
Maruto Chocolate Cake (Eaten) 
Nissin Japan Seafood Cup Noodles (Eaten)
Nissin Japan Beef And Shrimp Cup Noodles (Eaten) 
Nissin Japan Curry Cup Noodles (Eaten) 
Nissin Japan Cheese Curry Cup Noodles (Eaten)
Nissin China Seafood Cup Noodles (Eaten)  
Nissin China Tonkotsu Ramen Cup Noodles (Eaten)
Egg Flavoured Konjac and Rice Cracker Rolls (Eaten) 

Om Grocery (Seen)
Popped Lotus Seeds (Eaten) 

Stolichny Mini Mart (Seen) 
Karums Curd Snack (Eaten) 
Wedel Cake (Eaten) 
Birch Juice (Drunk) 
Plombir Ice Cream (Eaten)

Masagana Oriental Ashfield   
Yema Cake (Eaten): Despite the poor presentation, it just tastes great, as it mixes generic Australian pizza cheese and the usual dessert ingredients very well. 
Ube Jam (Eaten) 
Egg Pie 
Nissin Batchoy Cup Noodles (Eaten)
Nissin Sotanghon Cup Noodles (Eaten) 
Nissin Filipino Chicken Cup Noodles 
Nissin Filipino Seafood Cup Noodles (Eaten) 

Krinsky’s 
Hashahar Chocolate Spread (Eaten): I bought the Pareve variant.  

Vegan Food Store 
Massel Chicken Salt (Eaten) 
Bragg’s Traditional Yeast (Eaten) 

IKEA 
Kalle’s Cod Roe Spread (Eaten) 
IKEA Swedish Chocolate Cake (Eaten)