Wednesday 9 March 2016

Tilikum day!

Welcome to my site everyone!!

I'm having bad news, Tilikum is dying of "sea mammal pneumonia" (its human counterpart called the common asthma is inherited by my maternal cousin called Robert Tawaf, but is less dangerous).

I think sea mammal pneumonia is caused by the germs that live in the orca's fragile lungs, it's also thought by The Dodo magazine (the publisher of the dying orca's last story ever) as the end of his sad life.