Saturday 28 August 2021

Treasures to save for Christmases and birthdays

There are Treasures that can definitely be saved for Christmases and Birthdays. 

Things that I already have

Postwar Showa Shonen Manga History Parts 1 and 2 - Made by Heibonsha at the turn of the millennium, when the Internet was almost always only seen in the minority world, this two part pre-Nine Eleven and pre-COVID Mook anthology is practically a second-hand must for fans of old Shonen tv shows, anime and manga the world over. 

The Great Jungle Graphics for Boys - This Mook, a part of the Children’s History series by Heibonsha, is possibly the breakout spinoff of the two Shonen Manga History Mooks; mostly because it primarily has Tarzanids in most of its pages while each of the latter two have only had a few.  

Tuesday 24 August 2021

Mazinger, Cirque Du Soleil Style! Part 2

There are far more characters in this part than the first one. Check it out! 

The Hero and Antagonist Scientists 

Maria Medeiros: Maria Medeiros, aka Bloody Maria, is one of the most influential Go Nagai created antagonists of all time, and also one of the most pitifully broken aces. She was one of the Imperial Alliance’s bondage ladies, who fell in love with Axel Hagen and fled along with most former members of the Imperial Alliance, from the glitching of the Imperial Alliance itself. Her heel face turn is complete when she oversaw the destruction of the Imperial Cruiser. 

Leo Havel: Leo is Andre and Bruno’s estranged Czech best friend from their childhood. He also has had a rather infamous twin sister, the gangster Reba Dolores, who in turn was the wife of poor Angelo Zurita and the mother of pitifully broken Pedro Zurita. 

Axel Hagen: Axel Hagen is Cyril’s former mentor and Bloody Maria’s husband. He is a former member of the expedition. 

Cyril Eno: The person whom the Ryunger is modelled on, Cyril is a space agent who landed years onto a space station filled to the brim with power hungry jackasses. There, he rode the Ryunger into dangerous places in outer space. After that, he retired and went back to earth, as his friend Jeremy Stinson let two youths into the ship even as their parents were dying, and the rest is history. 

Jack Banes: Jack Banes is one of the Space raised people in Star Fleet Stories. He has chestnut hair. 

Jeremy Stinson: Jeremy Stinson is Cyril’s angst ridden friend. He was once a punk. 

Lorelei Hagen: Axel Hagen and Bloody Maria’s gorgeous little blond daughter. She grew into a pretty, precocious adult. 

The X Bomber Team 

Benn Robinson: Benn Robinson is the brains behind the smallest known vehicle part of Dai X.

Ashleigh Robinson: Benn’s yellow hazel eyed Daughter. 

Rusty Comaneci: Rusty Comaneci is Adele’s younger brother. He also has a workaholic widower dad. 

Amitabh Kuroda: A peace loving guy, Mr Kuroda has been studying nature for a pretty long while. 

Aya Kuroda: Amitabh’s daughter, who is on the Fleet with him due to her strong willed nature. 

Barry Hercules Kline: Widower Father to Gaia Kline, and the husband of a Vietnamese Eurasian American woman who died in a Nuke Apocalypse. 

Juzo Kubota: Juzo Kubota is Noah’s mostly coldly mannered widower Father, who lived in Canada for much of his life. A friend of his dead wife’s parents might have studied aliens before dying in a space debris crash. 

Noah Kubota: Juzo’s batshit crazy brave son. Has dishevelled auburn hair and green hazel eyes.  

Kyle Henson: A retired military supervisor who has blue eyes and was actually a friend of Leena and Sukhwinder Kapoor before they had a fall out with him. 

Chas Lee: John Lee’s snarky and skinny brown haired younger brother. 

Adele Comaneci: Adele is one of the more interesting characters in the series. She has blue eyes and is of Romanian heritage. Her brother is Rusty Comaneci. 

Big Man John Lee: Ginger friend of Noah Kubota and other characters. 

Jason and Ajax: Named after a pair of Greek folk characters, Jason and Ajax are a pair of cordless blue and yellow robots living inside the huge flying station. 

The School Supporters 

Jasmine Utsumi: Jasmine has a Bindi on her forehead and is perhaps the younger sister of Amy Utsumi. She is a hazel eyed dark golden blonde and was about thirteen in her first appearance. Like Georgina Burns, she sometimes wears a small tiara. 

Georgina Burns: Georgina Burns is a drab blonde and a former school student on an expedition with the fellow human nomads who raised Rayon Kapoor. Though not a royal, she sometimes wears a simple small tiara which defines her rather prominent if not ultra wealthy class background. 

Blake Leigh: A mysterious childhood friend of Daisuke Matoi, Blake Leigh is actually one of the guys and girls who were forced out of school to become youth soldiers in outer space. 

Frances Davis: An eager teenaged sister of Jessica Davis, she bravely participates in the expedition to study aliens in their natural habitat. 

Misato Kapoor: Definitely, the youngest member of the Kapoor Siblings. She has light brown skin. 

The Pricks 

The Arsenal Cadets: The arsenal cadets is a trio of Arsenal Cadets, actually orphaned human triplets who were raised into villainy. 

Vijay Kapoor: Sukhwinder’s younger brother, Vijay Kapoor was sometimes spanked by his wife For a long time, which may definitely explain why the brothers have had a pretty bad childhood home life for a long while. Not only did he become so averse to breaking out of his wife’s house, he couldn’t ever speak for a long, long time. Unlike his wife and Randy, he died too drunk to get out of the house, which is just as sad. 

Mo Hitch: Mo Hitch was the Kapoor Siblings’ Jerk ass minded mother, Flint’s daughter, Vijay’s wife and Peri’s grandmother. 

The Fun Newcomers

Mickey Barkley: Halley’s twin brother, Nuke and Lucy’s son. 

Halley Barkley: Mickey’s twin sister, Nuke and Lucy’s daughter. 

Elisha Mayne: A Cyborg member of the Mazinger Scooby Gang, Elisha has turquoise eyes and pale greyish mauve Dyed hair. 

Thalia Melendez: Trey ‘Mucha’ Melendez’s cute cyan eyed, blonde haired younger sister. 

Ursula Marr - Imo’s Mother and the Minami twins’ Roma military-trained soldier grandmother 

Taro Minami: Imo’s equally shellshocked Father and the Minami twins’ skeptical paternal half-Croatian grandfather. 

Friday 20 August 2021

The Bots of Mazinger, Cirque Du Soleil Style!

There are dozens of humanoid super robots in the pitch for a possible Cirque Du Soleil adaptation of Mazinger lore. Rather than just being upgrades as in most continuities, the bots are figuratively treated as if they’re characters in their own right like the Fantastic Four by Marvel Studios. 

The Mazinger Brothers and supporters

Minty: A huge horizontal rocket which began life as a derelict Concord plane. 

Michi-San: a mobile space station (named after pop star Michi Sellars) conceived (in reality) by Shusei Nagaoka for Britain’s Electric Light Orchestra, which acts as a huge UFO carrying around the four vehicles that aren’t Bomber X. It is the (green sea turtle shaped) main mascot of both the band and the series as a whole. 

Mazinger Z: Mazinger Z is the youngest of the bunch because it is smaller and more recently made than its 2 predecessor brothers, as both of which were rather insanely risky playground equipment to begin with before the lengthy and slow recycling process had even begun.

Mazinger Y: Mazinger Y, though technically a brother of Mazinger Z, is the middle ground between Mazinger X and the latter in terms of size and age. Also known as Great Mazinger 2, this super bot wasn’t much used before its very first regular appearance. 

Mazinger X: Mazinger X is the eldest of the regular robot set. Conceived and designed along with Y and Z by Makiling Bernardo. 

Mazinger W: Mazinger W, aka the advanced Shin Mazinger Z, is another prototype made with the arms and legs of destroyed bots, as well as the torso that preceded those of the Regular Mazinger brothers. Being the prettiest looking also helps. It is a masculine female codenamed Bellona. 

Mazinger U: Also known as the Shin Great Mazinger, it has a stupendously Square robot design. Like Themis and Bellona, it is codenamed Nyx. 

The Mazinger Family: Other Robots Related to the Mazinger Brothers. 

Mazinger T: A masculine female bodied, tricoloured Prototype known for its utter cuteness. Unlike the various others but like Mazinger W, it has a complicated, Ribbonlike Sixpack. Also known as Themis. 

Titanium Eve: One of the fanciest robots that are known to mankind. The reason why Titanium Eve is so unbelievably strong is that it’s made mostly out of Titanium and fellow very recyclable materials. 

Solar Multi Sixpack: The Solar Multi Sixpack, yet another recyclable super robot beauty, is defined as one of the few regulars with alternative formulas. Also known as Theia. 

Mazinger S: Also Known as Mazinger Sport, the largest of all the Mazingers is basically one of the more difficult to tame. 

Team Atlas: Consisting mostly of huge Adult robots which are amongst some of the most powerful of their kind in a traditional sense. 

Jace: Jace is a single brown haired female robot leading the Team Atlas female squadron. Also known as Nickel Harmonia. 

Joss: Joss is a female robot under Team Atlas, which is orange, white faced, and skinny looking as hell. Aka Shibuichi Nike. 

Toss: Toss is another female robot under the wing of Team Atlas. She has a very white face but, like Joss, is reddish orange and white bodied. Aka Gold Eleos. 

Liza: Nicknamed after Liza Ross, wife of Garrick Hagon, this lady bot is damn good at scare tactics and has a very purple head and face. Aka Hydronalium Chione. 

Bloodstone Atlas: Atlas is the lead of Team Atlas, as well as being the second biggest of the gang army. Also known as essentially the original Big Red Dai X, like fellow members of the Mazinkaiser trio, it wasn’t much used until its first regular appearance. 

White Mazinkaiser: also known as White Kaiser or Mazinkaiser, It is the design for which the much simpler succeeding Mazinger brothers are based on. 

Grey Mazinkaiser: Also known as Grey Kaiser or more famously, Great Mazinkaiser, this is one of the most powerful bots ever made in the traditional sense. 

Black Mazinkaiser: Also Known as Black Kaiser, Black Mazinkaiser is the biggest and most cursed of the Mazinkaiser trio. 

Ryu 1: Essentially the original Grendizer, Ryu 1 is defined as a large super robot doubling as a UFO. One of the most powerful super bots ever made in the traditional sense. 

Ryu 2: Ryu 2 is named to rhyme with Mew Two, as it is one of the members of the X Bomber Alliance. 

Ryu 3: Ryu 3 is the third in the Ryu series of UFO robots. It is no more powerful than Mazin Emperor G however. Unlike Ryu 1, it has a nearly fully blue snood. 

X Bomber: X Bomber is one of the most powerful robots there is! It is a mech that hasn’t seen the light of its day until its first regular appearance. Aka Tibetan Silver Tyche. 

The Veena Sisters: The Veena Sisters are all named, this time, after Indian musical instruments. These six robots are defined by differing features. 

Vichitra: Defined by its high mana and mostly orangey alloyed body, Vichitra is technically one of the more sensual Veena sisters. Aka Platinum Apate. 

Rudra: It is one of the more distinctive Veena sisters, with a hat on top of its princess haircut. Aka Spangold Dione. 

Sitar: Pretty and Soft, Sitar is defined by its hat and the rest of its haircut. It has similarities to Tambura and Tabla in all but hairstyle. Also Known as Akagane Bia. 

Tabla: Gorgeous Tabla is defined not just by its almost all orange body, except for the black napes, but also by its drum shaped head, which means that the top of its head is inspired by North Indian Music. Aka Ormolu Benthesikyme. 

Tambura: Much Bigger and more ‘adult’ than both Tabla and Vichitra. Aka Goloid Macaria. 

Sarod: Cute Sarod has a flowery Hime cut and is almost entirely pink. Aka Zolotnik Ersa. 

The Sports Trio: A Bunch of Supporting Bots. 

Baseball Blazer: Baseball is practically defined as a huge robot far more suited to sports other than baseball. First appearing along with Great Mazinger in the fight against Master Vex. Aka Albata Hemera. 

Rugby Rusty: Rugby is a rather overweight looking, or in fact heavily armoured, super robot. A comic relief unlike the somehow more serious Baseball, it is painted in dull shades of both orange and pink, and has a comically large snood mask, which hides its real head underneath it all.

Football Flash: Football Flash is intended to be be companion robot of the Bloodstone Atlas alliance. Stockier than the Ryu Robots, Flash is definitely a newfound friend of Rusty and Blazer. 

The Great Mazinger Ladies: the competition to the Veena sisters. 

Onyx: Onyx has a very purple face, with the rest of its body being very dark grey. It also has a stunningly grey crown. Aka Shakudo Veritas. 

Venus: Venus is the hipster of the trio, with a flowing cleopatra cut. 

Daffodil: Daffodil has a pretty crown and is quite clearly somewhat pink coloured, except for the bras, which are azure. Also Known As Cast Iron Clementia. 

Diana: Diana, being a strong willed super robot, is a black haired Wonder Woman Wannabe. 

Team Grandizer: A Competitor to the Bloodstone Atlas Team. 

Mazin Emperor G: Mazin Emperor G is one of the most powerful bots in the traditional, not so universe shattering or quantum wielding, sense. 

Goldrake: Goldrake is a handsome and pretty buddy robot following the steps of Baseball Blazer. 

Grandizer: the modern Grandizer, being a green coloured, military driven robot and obviously so controlled with ease by the emotional whims of a human being, it can easily be a force to reckon with, even if it’s muscled indeed! 

Mazin King H: A fellow robot to Ryunger and Prince I in Cyril Eno’s expedition, King H is larger than Ryunger and Mazin Prince I, though not as large as the Mazin Emperor G. 

Mazin Prince I: Known for being somehow cuter and younger looking than Emperor G and King H, Prince I is defined by its multicoloured body. 


Monday 16 August 2021

Mazinger: Cirque Du Soleil Style!

I wonder if a huge change of the world revolving around Mazinger Z and its buddies needs to be heavily expanded for a possible Cirque Du Soleil adaptation? Call it Mazinger: Cirque Du Soleil style!

The Minamis  

Koji Minami: Named after a deceased Japanese actor, Koji Minami is the youngest son of professor Imo Minami and a woman of Yombe and Woyo descent from Cabinda in Angola named Monica Da Silva, hence his dark skin. In the apocalyptic present, he mostly lives alone and is possibly a perverted wild teenager (later becoming an adult), and his real first name is most likely Makiadi, which means Misery, in the Kongo Languages. Even as the story progresses, he makes some astonishingly mature decisions without even knowing about the things behind them. 

Gwen Reznor Minami: Gwen Minami is Koji’s wife and a very angst headed member of the infamous Sewer Alley high school staff. Although little is known about her life before she met Koji, she attended the high school of Acorn Highway, which is more popular than that of the Sewer Alley. She first met Koji when the latter rescued her from a horde of rampaging Bigfoots. 

Joshua Sestero: Joshua is Koji’s dark brunette nephew and a shy man.

Kabuto Minami: Koji’s light brunette nephew, Kabuto has more in common with his mother than he has with his father. He possibly has brown eyes. 

Riki Minami: Gwen and Koji's son, who trains under his mother's family dojo. 

Bonnie Minami: Gwen and Koji's only daughter, and Riki’s much younger sister. It helps that she's the one most likely to inherit Koji's black hair. 

Goku Minami: Being Koji’s much more jackass twin brother, Goku is defined as a mixed race brunette and, in his early appearances as a mysterious scene stealer, actually had a hairstyle similar to that of Koji! He has a son named Kabuto, with a consensual wife named Lucian. 

Imo Minami: Imo Minami is the shellshocked, widowed father of Koji and Goku, as well as being the husband of the late Monica Da Silva. Besides having a Japanese surname indicating that while some of his ancestors are Japanese, he possibly is more Croatian and Romani in terms of genetics than Japanese. 

Monica Da Silva: Monica Da Silva was Gendo’s Angolan scientist wife and the mother of their offspring. 

Laura Da Silva: Laura is, technically, one of Koji’s countless cousins. She‘s been living in the west coastal boarder between USA and Canada for a while, and is the mulatto daughter of Monica’s older brother Paulo. 

Paulo Da Silva: Very dark skinned Paulo Da Silva was the older brother to Monica and uncle to her various offspring.  

The Hidden Woods

Rubina Jacobs: The Pig Man’s girlfriend and later wife, who first appeared in the story as a frequently kidnapped and bound background character, but gained more character development as the story comes to a close. 

The Pig Man: A stranded and wild young guy mostly known by his nickname. According to Koi, he is more clearly a friend in need that Koji Da Silva doesn’t know much about. 

The Rahals  

Emily Rahal: Emily is very partly of Lebanese Maronite ancestry mostly because of her mum and dad, who raised her and Sasha in a loving environment despite the damn odds. 

Greg Rahal: A gingerbread haired punk who cares for the environment, Greg is one of Mehmood Safin’s current friends, because they first met each other in an expedition to recycle debris from space. 

Sasha Rahal: Emily’s Blonde Sister, Greg’s Other younger sister, and one of the Galactic Expedition’s most valuable members. She is about a year older than the infamous Koji Minami in her first appearance and has bright flaxen blonde hair. She herself is something of a broken ace too! 

The Matois 

Kenzo Matoi: Kenzo Matoi, an independent scientist, was the father of Daisuke Matoi and his two siblings, Kelli and Shiro. Like Gary, his scar might have surely been in the forehead, albeit on the right side. 

Marcie Faust Matoi: Marcie was the wife of Kenzo Matoi and the mother of three children. Like her husband, she has an interesting forehead scar, albeit on the very top. 

Gary Matoi: The half Japanese grandfather of the Matoi Siblings, Gary was a dude who got sick of the military when he was a part of it. Along with fellow scientist Shyam Lahiri, he was actually best friends with Leena and her husband Sukhwinder before they all fall out with the dysfunctional couple and ran away from them.

Luna Shiozai: Luna, Gary’s wife, was of partial Japanese and predominant Croatian ancestry. She died exactly at the beginning of the story, where she was trying to fend off an Ogopogo! 

The School Staff

Lola Koi Bernardo: Filipina American student attending Acorn Highway high. She is the daughter of Makiling Bernardo. 

Gaia Kline: Gaia Kline is one of the most vital members of the school staff since she first attended said school. She is perhaps mixed race (she has a black dad and a Vietnamese Eurasian Mum), has green eyes and chocolate cinnamon skin.

Jim Watts: Jim Watts was originally one of Koji and Kelli’s rival classmates besides his best friend Chris. He finally met the irresistible Maya Barkley at the Sewer Alley’s infamous bootcamp after they both met Koji. His brunette sister is Casey Watts. 

Amy Utsumi: Amy is one of Kelli Matoi’s Friends at the Sewer Valley High School. She is chocolate cinnamon haired and a tough cookie.

Chris O’Malley: Chris is the younger brother of Sally O’Malley and Jim’s only long term friend till they met Koji Da Silva. 

Sally O’Malley: Sally is a school janitor who’d been attending the same Sewer Alley high school before her brother Chris came along during his grade hop from Harper middle school. 

Rock O’Malley: Light Brown haired Rock O’Malley is the oldest of the O’Malley siblings. 

The Galactic Gazers and supporting members 

Tommy Marsh: Tommy the black nerd, a shy and sometimes pissed off dude, is both Lucy’s younger brother and also one of Koji’s high school friends. 

Daisuke Matoi: Fraternal twin brother to Kelli and older brother to Shiro Matoi. Has messy locks of brown hair. 

Renee Miucin: Part Romanian Renee is Nicholas Barkley’s girlfriend and Bruno’s haughty niece. 

Nicholas ‘Nuke’ Barkley: Nicholas is Boss Barkley’s younger brother. While Boss was initially about fifteen years old in his first appearance, Nuke is about three years younger. 

Casey Watts: Casey is Jim’s older sister and a friend of Romy Umon. 

Sayaka Slon Hines: Sayaka Slon (Slavic word for elephant) Hines is a woman who is such a military bruiser that she is rightfully the only known choice for piloting one of the Veena sisters, somewhat after its first two destructions become known to the public. She is the daughter of Gosaku Hines, who is himself the half-Japanese, half-Black widower of a Croatian American drill sergeant. 

Brad ‘Boss’ Barkley: Boss Barkley, though a regular high school bully outside, has a rather troubled home life filled with two distant workaholic parents and a rather nasty pair of screwed up maternal grandparents from the Deep South. His mum and dad are Mona Jones Barkley and Jason Barkley. 

Lucy Marsh: Although her parents were luckily with her for considerably longer than Tetsuya's paternal grandparents were there with him (that is, until they died of overwork), she has suffered from a moderate amount of bullying by a large amount of ridiculously bigoted fellows at the Acorn Highway elementary school. As a result of such bigotry, she dislikes too much bullshit and does have a pretty troubled past, albeit not as sad and pitiful as Tetsuya's. Along with Tetsuya, she also has been mentally scarred, albeit less so, by their shared encounters with a notoriously criminal Bigfoot family, which includes a husband and wife team; the Bigfoot husband killed off Gary and Kenzo, while the Bigfoot wife killed the former's paternal uncle and aunt; but before that, The Bigfoot wife’s parents were responsible for the death of Tetsuya’s parents. Unlike in most other versions where she is called Jun Hono, she is shown to have a huge crush on Nuke Barkley; years later, they married and have fraternal twin children named Mickey and Halley. 

Yumi Tsurugi: Yumi is Kelli Matoi’s best friend. Unlike Kelli, Yumi has black hair. Her older sister is Jun Tsurugi. 

Maya Barkley: Medium Brown haired Maya Barkley is the twin sister of Boss Barkley and older sister to Nuke Barkley. 

Jessica Davis: Lucy’s Brunette haired maternal cousin and a fellow orphan. Her parents were slavish workaholics who lived as cubicle rats at Cycle Inc's HQ until they got fired, thus they lived deep in a thick temperate rainforest full of Bigfoots. 

Kelli Matoi: Kenzo and Marcie Matoi’s daughter, and the granddaughter of Luna Shiozai and Gary Matoi. A very brunette haired brat, she witnessed her workaholic grandpa, mother and father all dying at the hands of a really aggro Bigfoot along with her fellow classmates. 

Shiro Matoi: Kelli’s pretty goofy younger brother, bundled with filthy hair. 

Jun Tsurugi: Jun is Yumi’s older sister, who was friends with Narendra and Tetsuya Kapoor. She has black hair but, like Maya Barkley and Jessica Davis, has very pale peach skin. 

Trey ‘Mucha’ Melendez: A Chicano dude who originally attended the same high school as the Matoi twins. 

The Kapoors 

Randy Kapoor: Randy was Tetsuya’s much more insane older brother who lived in the wilderness for much of his life, as evidenced by the contrived circumstances surrounding his puberty. Along with his wife Olga Gutierrez, shortly after they gave birth to Misato’s erm, second cousin, he died of various mental health defects and a heart condition which he inherited from his maternal grandpa, Flint Hitch. 

Tetsuya Kapoor: A rather overcompetitive but pitifully broken ace, which means anyone can avoid him mostly because his heavy beefing tendencies are not fun to look at, and he's generally been ill suited to long term friendship for a couple of years, due to his actual paternal birth grandparents being dead in the hands of a Bigfoot and their ex friend Kenzo being a rather depressed dude who is basically one of the company's indentured scientist labourers. Tetsuya was a regular elementary school bully of the Matoi siblings. Luckily, he is only partially to blame for Goran and Kenzo’s deaths, but at the cost of him becoming a bit more of a woobie trying to live with his various kinds of grief. Even after losing his mentors to a savagely aggro male Bigfoot, he also witnessed his paternal uncle and aunt being killed off for real, albeit by a savagely aggro female Bigfoot, IN ORDER TO GO TO HEAVEN with their two most consistent colleagues. He was about nineteen in his first regular appearance, though his slowly developing sexuality didn’t come fully out of the closet until somehow later, when he was twenty one telling his old rival Koji about how his mum disowned him and his dad forever as a result of both men being hugely spanked by her. 

Zayn Kapoor: Dharmendra and Tetsuya’s somehow more unstable and regularly angst ridden middle brother, who currently lives on his own in a slum house and is definitely known as the most emo member of the family. 

Narendra Kapoor: Tetsuya’s close but similarly dysfunctional younger brother, whom he disrespects but deeply sympathises with.  

Saraswati Kapoor: Being the second youngest yet most comedic known regular member of the infamous Kapoor bunch, the infamously named Saraswati Kapoor is also the only girl in a family of 2 dead parents and four living, farting and breathing siblings.

The Galactic Solar Expedition 

Jasper Kline: Gaia Kline's cheapskate younger brother, who is a buddy of Shiro Matoi. 

Romi Umon: Romi Umon is the daughter of widowed scientist Abhijeet Umon. A brave and content soul, her twin brother is Ravi Umon.

Ravi Umon: Fellow friend of the Kapoor brothers. One of the wild Koji’s sole remaining friends from his childhood years, besides Mehmood Safin. 

Mehmood Safin: Raised by his older sister Selena Maya on a UFO called Grendizer, which is, actually, a huge robot that their Volga Tatar parents saved from impending destruction by space beasts invading their children’s birthplace of America, cyan eyed brunette Mehmood Safin lived in said UFO for years until they arrived back to planet earth, only to realise that their parents have sadly passed away in the nuclear accident that shook the Washington state, USA. 

Rayon Kapoor: The estranged but heroically inclined son of Leena and Sukhwinder, Rayon was adopted by a horde of wandering unknowns, who are in fact human UFO nomads, political and climate refugees embarking on an expedition that tours the solar system. He has scruffy Black Hair. 

Selena Maya Safin: Mehmood’s older sister, known for her role in helping certain society members to study the short lives of the insanely incomprehensible starfish aliens of their eponymous Universal Empires.  

The Mentors 

Abhijeet Umon: Abhijeet is the half Bengali father of Romi Umon, whose wife was one of the victims in a notorious incident known to Sewer Alley natives as the Great Nuclear Stink. 

Gosaku Hines: An awesome dude, he taught Sayaka to be a woman brave and strong, while trying to search for a dozen Cold War Iron curtain treasures once thought to be missing. 

Shyam Lahiri: Shyam Lahiri was the Victor Frankenstein of his time! Even when he was friends with his later enemies, Leena and Sukhwinder shortly before they betrayed him, he was generally a sucker for both robots and monsters, something that most characters of the story can and should know that. What they didn’t know is that he was the father of Minus and Plus all along. 

The Human Antagonists 

Sukhwinder Kapoor: Defined as the demeaning and constantly cold mannered husband of Leena Sagar, Sukhwinder had a pretty interesting sibling rivalry with his younger brother, the Kapoor Siblings’ father Vijay. He was nearly always a friendly lackey in need to his mentor, the equally somewhat sympathetic Dr Bruno Miucin. 

Leena Sagar: Leena was Sukhwinder’s girlfriend and later wife. They first met each other by accident at the Acorn Highway High school when they grew up. She had (very nearly) always been a persistent antagonist who loved destroying robots, but would actually fear killing a human inside. Along with Sukhwinder, she was a long time friend of the Miucin brothers. 

Bruno Miucin: Known for his pointy ears and wicked ideas, Bruno was the son of a wealthy but rather screwed up Cold War raised couple, who conceived him on a Sunday morning. Being their only child, he saw both of them preying on their two cats and got traumatised by said grisly incident as a result. A rather callous if understandable sociopath with some heavy noble demon tendencies, he actually was friends with Gary Matoi until he’s had enough of the latter’s healthy old antics and shooed him out. 

Andre Miucin: Bruno’s even funnier younger brother, he actually was shown to be great at doing black comedy, so yeah, which may even mean he and Bruno were basically more similar than they thought of themselves as.

Thursday 12 August 2021

Crazy Literary Collectibles: Tarzan Boy Edition

Crazy Literary Collectibles: Tarzan Boy Edition

Things that have a few Hotmails and Ebooks shown

The Jungle Born story has a rarely seen but freely available Ebook, which means that it’s not needed for a collection until later in the Tarzan Boy collecting process. Because it’s luckily being added into the public domain for the EU, I adapted its Ebook form into a pretty sad and somehow pessimistic fanfic of the same name, which in turn will be the screenplay for a more hopeful miniseries of the same name. 

There are only two Kwa stories which have their own freely available Ebooks in the Gutenberg Australia site. The rest are also available, but only for buyers of paid Ebooks. All of the six stories are compiled into a cheaply covered but actually decent short story collection in the Lulu self publishing site at only barely six Australian dollars. 

Tam, Son of the Tiger has a freely available Ebook on the Gutenberg Australia site, which indicates that it’s not collected yet until the Tarzan Boy collecting business goes well beyond ten non Tarzan and Mowgli books. 

Both Jan of the Jungle stories have their own free Ebooks on the Gutenberg Australia site as well, thus they’re not yet bought until the collecting process goes way beyond a dozen or more books. I adapted both of them into fanfics doubling as proposed screenplays for a miniseries.

The Jukan series is becoming public domain in 2028, so there’s an increasingly likely chance of all eighteen stories getting a rather dirty Australian English translation in the near future. 

Things that can get away within a couple of absurd publishing world situations

There are so many Akim comic book volumes, I can’t collect them all for reasons related to archive panic; thus only a few hundred of the covers could definitely be integral to a web adaptation of the whole franchise - which is meant to be something made in the style of Tezuka Productions, Sony Pictures and Splash Entertainment's memetic spin on the not really public domain Astro Boy legend. 




Sunday 8 August 2021

Jingle Jangle Jungle

There are authors who were jingle jangle jungle writers and artists at some stage in their lives.

John Russell Fearn: Although John Russell Fearn made just two jungle stories which starred his own character Anjani, he was an ethnic British Englishman primarily known for making a ton of pulpy stuff for various SF mags decades ago. Both Anjani stories aren’t yet in the public domain until 2031 for most nations. 

Niels Meyn: This is his best known work, the Jukan series. Said literary series was very popular in the Nordic countries during its heyday and was essential pulp reading for a lot of Nordic youths in its time. Its titular character essentially was Bomba the Jungle Boy’s Nordic equivalent, mostly because all four Nordic Countries have complicated experiences with WW2. Although an English translation for the older version (called the Old School Potboiler edition to those not yet aware of the whole franchise) remains possible, the whole series is technically not yet entering the public domain until 2028 for most nations. 

Otis Adelbert Kline: Otis Adelbert Kline did three jungle stories in his brutally filthy and arrogant short life. Fortunately, for a relatively obscure trio, they’re known for being the favourites of many an honestly tolerable preservation pirate. The fact that not only are they cherished by fans of fellow lesser known pulp works from the world famous Argosy Mag, they’ve recently been added into the public domains of most nations as well. 

Perley Poore Sheehan: Perley Poore Sheehan did make about six short jungle stories, which are currently in the public domain for most nations (since 1994 for Australia and 2014 for the EU) and which all feature his Tarzan expy Kwa.

The good news is that the public domain does exist, but is still constantly changing, as most of us should know better about. 




Wednesday 4 August 2021

MockBusters: A History of Cheapskates

Hello there! I must have been thinking about MockBusters for a long while now. People have been reading and watching MockBusters since the dawns of both literature and cinema, we are just more aware of the legal and social implications surrounding MockBusters nowadays (in the Present Day) than ever before. 

For a rather long time, but mostly from near the famed if rather unceremonious end to all the Shogun Periods up until the debut of both Mazinger Z and Gatchaman late in 1972, much of Japanese Pop Culture must have been suffering from misleading international marketing, which was mostly because of the fact that there was no Google Translate at the time! 

On a more celebrated note, the Thai Comics Industry started in 1932 with a comic that began life as a local MockBuster to - of all things - Thimble Theatre, starring Popeye the Sailor Man. Said comic was titled Khun Muen after its eponymous titular Hero, who is a plucky Street urchin wearing a Spartan Warrior Hat. 

In The Hispanic World, Heaps of Tarzan Boys would infiltrate the pop culture industry within a bang or two. The first of them all was Nanuk, written and drawn in Barcelona during the last years of the pre-Franco Era in the 20th Century. The most famous, however, was Tawa, the titular hero of the more popular spinoff within the Wama Line, written and drawn by a Mexican Comics luminary, JoaquĆ­n Cervantes Bassoco.