Thursday 30 December 2021

A Proposal for Grinlandia Stories

A Proposal for Grinlandia Stories may well be set mostly in both Portugal and Ireland in all but name, as Grinlandia is itself more likely inspired by Catholic Western Europe, the northern Philippines and some parts of Latin America’s Southern Cone than by other regions. 

A compilation of ten stories 
The Girl (She) Who Runs Through Waves 
The Road To Nowhere
The King Of The WereRats - a filthy dark story about a sewer of WereRats witnessing the downfall and subsequent replacement of their (admittedly screwed up) previous royal dynasty by another one. Funnily enough, its upcoming adaptation also mirrors the downfall of competing British Royal dynasties, themselves being replaced by another one. 
Jessie And Morgiana 
Reno Island 
Mister Designer - the only Alexander Grin Story to clearly be set in the near future, which is mostly due to significant technological breakthroughs. 
The Lanfier Colony - An unintentional allegory for both corporate abuse and on the lighter side, romance, especially between two disabled peers. The disabled Bekeko and Bikika are themselves sadly killed off near the end by Lanfier after Ester and her former rival marry. 
The Scarlet Sails 
The Golden Chain 
The Shining World

Sunday 26 December 2021

Long live the WMT!

The World Masterpiece Theatre may be gone, but its legitimate successors are filling their own niche online.

Sometimes a bunch of works set in a shared universe tend to get compiled into an anthology series. 

Series that have a lot of characters and plot lines as well as being a lot longer than average are more likely to be standalone series, although there is a considerable amount of canon welding if two or more standalone books or even series belong to the same creator or company. 

Wednesday 22 December 2021

The Scarlet Sails: a character analysis

The Scarlet Sails is a literary work beloved by a lot of people in many nations formerly aligned with the admittedly screwed up USSR, even though it is rather obscure in the Anglophone Minority world. 

Though it already has a lot of tv and film adaptions, most of which tend to have a bunch of theatrical plays with rather broken fandoms as their ultimate bases instead of the book, which fortunately has a current fandom largely consisting of reasonably behaved fans from all walks of life. 

However, the summary, though very idealistic with a few dark moments, is quite typical for its time period, with median cases of unintentional classism and all, despite being both much less propagandistic and somewhat more progressive for its day than most Russian language novels at the the time. 

Lohengrin (also Known as Longren) has a consistently fitting name for his Baltic German roots, while Sola is Assol In All But Name, mostly because such a Soviet era Russian neologism rhymes with Asshole in a rather deservedly blatant and inappropriate manner. 

Mr Menners Sr, Mrs Menners and Mr Menners Jr are all tongue twisters. 

In longhand. 

For beginners, my version of Lohengrin is a loving if quite dysfunctional man, whose beloved former partner and whose friend (who’s also her husband) are forcibly kicked out of thei house by his boss, himself a filthy rich man with a bunch of corporate lawyers as his lackeys. He is alright as Sola’s father figure, although he does have dysfunctional moments when going too far; such as forcing his daughter figure to become his mere servant when she’s more than just that. He also has a secret war with those same old corporate lawyers, which unfortunately results in getting him imprisoned by a bunch of equally corrupt cops repeatedly and severely so at times. He surely is a Woobie indeed.

My version of Mr Menners Sr is the well meaning but complicit foster father of Mr Menners Jr, who himself is the only birth son of two incredibly corrupt lawyers who abandoned him at the formers’ doorstep. However, while he’s a rather dysfunctional parent and a not so great man overall, he does have a few fairly redeemable qualities. He also seems to be the unfortunate victim of many a violation. 

For my version of Mrs Menners, she was functionally screwed up in terms of parenting; if the main red flags are indications of her awfulness as a whole. She was known for punishing Mr Menners Jr far too severely and denying him most but not all of the essential things that most actual children have even in today’s world. Not only was she a godawful foster mother, she’s also a rather bad woman anyway for a good reason. 

I’m somewhat aware that my version of Mr Menners (itself a possible Russian corruption of Menezes) Jr is more like a wedging, foulmouthed coward of an antagonist than all his literary, theatrical, tv and film counterparts before or since. Having been dreaming of my variant on Menners Jr reluctantly admitting mistakes while also having a pretty godawful dead foster mother (who also violated his whole life by conceiving a son, Mr Menners the third, out of his sperm) and a neglectful, henpecked father (whom the mother also abused till she died in the woods (of factory induced poisoning), as he himself was a former military brat) named Menners Sr. These ones, that thing and the much scarier implication of his birth parents being two of the town’s most corrupt lawyers (both of whom already were middle aged when he was born), seems to say it all. 

Arthur Grey is the youngest foster son of impoverished Szlachta Leonora Cebulinski and the former military brat Marius Grey, a Cape Coloured Anglican. He is cute but troubled and very incredibly foulmouthed, sometimes to the point of being caged into a dollhouse, itself inspired by my dad’s awful daycare experience. There are hopeful implications that his much older blood brother Errol deservedly punished the admittedly screwed up Mr Grey and Mrs Cebulinski mostly for spanking him too far in front of the latter’s other siblings as well. 


Saturday 18 December 2021

The Scarlet Sails: Characters

The Scarlet Sails: Characters

Lohengrin and Co

Lohengrin: Lohengrin is a loving but rather authoritarian, and dysfunctional, father figure to Sola. He sometimes seems to be in and out of prison primarily for only two majorly ludicrous reasons; he was secretly rioting against some of the most corrupt politicians and corporate lawyers of a whole town run by sexual harassers and has repeatedly been arrested rather wrongfully by a bunch of corrupt cops as a result. 

Sola: Sola is understandably a barefoot Autistic+ADHD person with a considerable amount of childhood trauma. It is said that sometimes being bullied, scapegoated and foulmouthed upon by a lot of people (Mr Menners Jr is usually the main exploiter of it along with Mr Menners Sr, but the first Mrs Menners was considerably much worse than both of them, as she genuinely was a malignant Sociopath!) in the town of Nostra was not her fault, it’s mostly because a lot of said townspeople are ableist, but mostly to a small or moderate extent. However, it is she who turns out to be the most reasonable fella of the whole cast. 

The Greys

Leonora: Leonora is possibly from a nouveau riche Jewish family. Although a rather workaholic wife and at times a spiteful parent, she has a good amount of crude humour and does not always favour a single kid over the others. She does care for Arthur however, as she was the only reasonable enough mother figure that he’s ever had at all.  

Marius Grey: Marius seems to be the former military brat husband of a Jewish bureaucrat, who turns out to be the middle child of a commoner butcher’s three surviving sons. He’s a rather dysfunctional dude who tends not to get along well with his children, and sometimes loathes meeting his relatives, but doesn’t want to abuse them any further than when he was in his military career as a stiff upper lipped man. Seems to be somewhat older than his wife. 

Alexander and Alice Grey: The second and third children of Leonora and Marius, who are themselves workaholic and thrifty brunette haired fraternal twins. They’re about the same age as Christopher. 

Cristopher Grey: Marius’s eldest nephew, Christopher is the lankiest member of the whole family. He is a relatively well adjusted if highly unimpressed cyclist. He is about twenty three to twenty six years old, and has two surviving sisters, Orrin and Emily. 

Ronald Grey: The fourth extant child of Leonora and Marius, Ronald is physically slimmer than both of his parents, but turns out to be the family’s sneakiest member because he’s the favourite sibling of his big brother Errol. He seems to be about sixteen to nineteen years old. 

Errol Grey: The first child of Leonora and Marius, he is a cunning yet honest sailor who’s about twenty eight to thirty one years old. He’s a muscleman as well, albeit one who doesn’t take drugs. 

Orrin Grey: One of Marius Grey’s nieces, Orrin is a woman about twenty one to twenty four years old, who sometimes feuds with Emily and Christopher. 

Emily Grey: Another of Marius Grey’s nieces, Emily Grey is a foulmouthed lil rose said to be eighteen to twenty one years old. 

Vincent Grey: One of Marius Grey’s younger nephews, Vincent seems to be Christopher’s rather playful trickster cousin who’s about the same age as Orrin. 

Wallace Grey: Another of Marius Grey’s nephews, he is a maths fanatic who’s about the same age as Emily. 

Lucinda Grey: Marius Grey’s youngest niece, she is about the same age as Ronald. Unlike the other siblings, she seems to have a muscly body like her father Percy.    

Melvin Grey: Marius Grey’s youngest nephew, he seems to be about fourteen to seventeen years old. 

Vivian Grey: Marius Grey’s eldest niece, she seems to be the same age as Errol. 

Percy Grey: Percy is Marius’ unimpressed younger brother, whose status as a conservative family man pales in comparison to his ableist wife’s. 

The Menners 

Mr Menners Sr: Mr Menners Sr is the always complaining albeit just as rather equally complicit, if rarely abusive, adopted father of Mr Menners Jr. He’s also a rather ill suited husband for his second wife and doesn’t care about Mr Menners Jr in a good light much. Mr Menners Sr himself already has learned many of his worst mistakes, albeit it’s only revealed when he finally tells his similarly somewhat healed son very sensitively about what happened in his life as a parent. His first name is Henrique and his actual surname is Menezes. 

Mrs Menners: Wilhelmina Menners was the horrid but sympathetic wife of Mr Menners Sr and the negligent adoptive mother of Mr Menners Jr. She is from a quite big and rather screwed up family of accountants from. Her full maiden name was Ursula Wilhelmina Schengen.

Mr Menners Jr: Even though he’s the son of corrupt corporate lawyers being badly adopted by a brothel madam and her much abused husband, he seems to have been violated only once; Wilhelmina did it in order to secretly conceive a son just when he was only twenty four but she was about thirty nine. He seems to be named Cristiano due to being the son of corrupt Catholic Traditionalist lawyers working for a corporation known for its unethical track record. Technically, it’s not quite literal incest (but it still is a really very bad idea). 

Malandro Menners: Cristiano and Ursula’s son conceived in the violation incident. He really happens to be so much like his mum in hair colour terms. 

The Binchies 

Arthur Binchy: Arthur is implied to be from (a fictionalised variant of) Cork county in Ireland; henceforth his dark ginger hair and green eyes. He is a cute but incredibly foulmouthed young dude with messed up (beyond belief) mental health issues! Even before picking up Sola, he basically mugged his already drunk and elderly birth parents (by accident) just to show his adopted parents that his birth town is full of predatory harassers. They’d rather let him go as a result of becoming horrified about his shatteringly bad mental health, at least until the end. 

Tuesday 14 December 2021

The King of 50s Kaiju art

Due to strongly protecting his identity from way too much fame, Wasuke Abe, Souji Yamakawa’s fellow contemporary who perhaps passed years to decades ago, is most likely known in much of the world primarily for being the rather reclusive character designer of many giant monster characters in a bunch of particularly famous old Japanese live action films and tv shows.

However, in his homeland of Japan, he’s more than just one of the first known character designers for the Showa era Kaiju monsters of a certain company; he’s also a creator who did a crapload of prototypical graphic novels. 

His least known works are also the ones which are nowadays seen primarily in a couple of Japanese museums and more notably in many online Japanese auction sites. Unfortunately, three of them are technically (almost fully) lost media due to countless factors going on throughout the decades.

Unlike Mr Wasuke Abe’s major Kaiju works, which have the luxury of being reprinted again and again, often with passionate love coming from countless fans (young and old alike), a crapload his countless non-Kaiju works are nowadays pretty much forgotten, even in Japan.

To my then unexpected surprise, a lot of his non-Kaiju works are probably very values dissonant nowadays, with the best known being Shōnen Zamba. Despite being a somewhat incomplete story with a short and horribly abrupt lifespan, Shōnen Zamba was a pretty good (but not totally great) jungle swashbuckler for its time. 

The graphic novels are highly valued (currently) by a couple of (almost always) Japanese pulp fans, mostly because they have nicely drawn (albeit sitting steeply within what’s now called the uncanny valley) artworks, which sometimes appear on both Mandarake and Yahoo Auctions Japan. Even though both items are probably sold years back, there is a decent picture book and an okay (albeit ridiculously expensive) Kamishibai set on the unpredictable (and often unavailable except in Japan) AUCFree auction site. 

They’re also shown to have only a few surviving images available, not only on various search engines, but also on a couple of (domestically) Japanese-made books focusing on the makeup of both Shōnen and Seinen demographics (as it mostly was) in the years (and decades) up to and more commonly during the (then-recent) Heisei period. 

A few of his works include: Shōnen Zamba (for Kodansha, 1954), King Somai, Jinma The Daimyo, Yamao Dan San (For Sankei, 1954), Chief Takashi, and Shōnen Congo (For Akita Shoten, 1959).  



 

Friday 10 December 2021

An Obituary for the WMT

Dear fans of the World Masterpiece Theatre Format.. It is time for the World Masterpiece Theatre and its fellow competitors to make a straight to online diversification possible, which they'll all need. Such a diversification surely will shake a century and ultimately a whole millennium, as even the most charming of cruddy old MockBusters definitely did and still do deserve the love that they all need. 

The old cinematic and televised WMT format is technically no more, as it surely has preceded the most infamous entertainment websites by decades. Such websites include many of the most popular kids online channels, mostly because most companies are created to be as legally greedy as possible, but sometimes they can go way too far. Another thing is that a lot of ultra mainstream brands are not just excessively copyrighted and trademarked, they are infamously familiar and utterly everywhere. 

In a similar fashion, a lot of the most infamous kids online channels are teemed with slavishly money pandering, kid-inappropriately crude, and sickeningly crap works, which sometimes contain heaps of egregious intellectual property infringement and infamously ElsaGate worthy material. 







Monday 6 December 2021

The Great Brazil Spotlight

Brazil seems to be one of the biggest Telenovela and drama exporters worldwide, which is mostly truth in telly, because it is the country that practically originated the whole telenovela genre in the first place. 

Despite the fluctuating but mostly pretty bad corruption and far too much habitat loss for virtually all of its ecosystems combined, Brazil’s pop culture is definitely better set for international posterity than those of most majority world countries, regardless of the circumstances surrounding them all. This is exacerbated by the fact that Brazil as a country has media archives which are actually decent but primarily located in parts of the southeast and far south, mostly because film reels are frail as heck. 

Amongst its literary classics for kids is an infamous crack fiction work, The Yellow Woodpecker Branch, a prototypical Narnia with characters from the folklores of many nations, meeting each other in the eponymous ranch. 

Ironically, it also gave us the countless MockBusters of Video Brinquedo, a company which once distributed actual legitimate Brazilian Portuguese dubs of many old kids shows 

Many of its telenovelas are pretty popular with a lot of people around the world, and are sometimes remade even in the various Brasilia or Carioca sub-dialects of Brazilian Portuguese, as for both extant versions of the telly classic Bicho do Mato. 

Thursday 2 December 2021

Dear studios

Dear the people of studios

The good news is that you animators are all going to be vaccinated a lot and repeatedly in the coronavirus pandemic. I hope you’re all feeling well, women and men. 

Besides the studio’s animators needing Covid vaccinations every few months, and even if they’re all working individually alone, let’s hopefully say that their animation industry is weathering the pandemic well. 

It helps the fact that, even though said studio is less propagandistic, it’s just as suitably recommended for both adults and children.