Friday 27 October 2017

Mowgli's family Tree

It is well noted that Mowgli already has a rather flattering family tree by the time he died along with his wife Nashi, son Nitin and daughter in law Neesa in a house fire late in 1928. By the time they died because they smoked weed too much, their daughter, who was Jinni’s paternal grandmother, Unni, was ten and a half years old and really damn creepy. 

She later married her newly wealthy best friend and had four boys, the youngest of whom was Jinni’s father Nuro. As they aged, they just wanted all of them to leave due to lots of screwed up sibling rivalry. 

Nuro later married his favourite parp Tada and had sex with her about five times. In turn, four frigging boys came out within the interval of fourteen years. 

The daughters of Mowgli lived longer though, and got married into different families instead. Taruna became a wealthy multimillionaire, married Nusa and had two children with her. The daughter and son, both of whom were born into a large birth interval gap of twelve years, were named Manjula and Mohamed, aka Mert. Naira married Bheeka and had six children, four daughters and two sons. The identical twin sons, Ajay and Hamza, who were the youngest amongst them by twenty years apart from the eldest, became notorious gangsters on their own right after their abandonment by them, a sign of neglect. The singular sisters had lived better lives though, becoming independent by the time they reach mid-teens, while diverging in career paths as well. 

His descendant will be a scrawny girl named Jinni. 

Sunday 22 October 2017

Australian SeaWorld vs American SeaWorld

Hello, I think Australian Sea World is culturally different from the American contrast.

1. The American SeaWorld means 'world-profit-hungry, sea animal lifespan-shortening centre', while the Australian contrast means 'sea animal lifesaving, family-friendly theme park'.

2. The dolphins at Australian SeaWorld are mostly local Australian dolphins, even though they can be unhappy in their shared pools. The dolphins at the American contrast come from different seas, yet have fared much worse!

3. The trainers who work at Australian Sea World are more like lovers of nature and sports. Those who work at the American contrast are more like mainstream entertainers!

4. The founder of Australian Sea World was a trustful lover of nature and sports. His counterparts of the American contrast were greedy and corporate profiteers.

5. Most animals at Australian SeaWorld are rescued creatures, while most of those at the American contrast are captive-bred or have been kidnapped by greedy profiteers.


Saturday 21 October 2017

The problem with extinct animals

Dear my fellow friends, this week's big question is: the sixth extinction that may happen or not?

I have a big brain, live a long life, and I am advanced; in other words, I am a human. Yet the human also has a mind-boggling dark side.

My all time favourite dino is the extinct Deinonychus. In the making of the first Jurassic Park, the production crew really loved the creature. But didn't allow its actual name to gain notice, because that same word is harder to pronounce! Therefore, why did that creature gain its embarrassingly funny nickname? Rightly so, it turned out to be the rough-sounding 'Velociraptor'.

The Triceratops is one of the more popular herbivorous dinosaurs, because she had three horns on her face. Baby Bop of Barney & Friends fame is that kind of species.

The Tyrannosaurus Rex also turns out to be weirder. Even though he technically had excellent vision, he's slow but very patient. On the impressive side, he had two claws on each hand of his puny arms, making him a showy beast! Barney the dinosaur, from Barney & Friends, is a miserable old T-rex now. These three dinosaurs are the ones that I like a lot.

There are weird dinos with great names (and nicknames) as well: the outrageously beaky Pinocchio Rex (actual name: Qianzhousaurus), the feathery herbivorous Nothronychus, the outrageously spiky Stygimoloch, the nosy Rhinorex, and the divine Kosmoceratops.

But most others are not so weird: the quintessential Allosaurus, the swaying Diplodocus, the unkempt Stegosaurus, the greedy Apatosaurus, the peckish Velociraptor (yes, the same true one!), the ancient Protoceratops (B.J. is that one!), the gliding Archaeopteryx, the slinky Brontosaurus, the duck-billed but land-living Parasaurolophus (Riff is of that species!), the fancy and clever Troodon, the small but rowdy Compsognathus, the smart but slow-waddling Iguanodon, the huge but patient and slow-paddling Spinosaurus, the swift and nifty Procompsognathus, and the knightly Ankylosaurus.

More prehistoric animals coming up! The Thylacosmilus is an extinct marsupial, or more correct, a metatherian. She superficially resembled a feline sabretooth, but had young born in a pretty early stage.

The Smilodon, our familiar sabretooth, is a true prehistoric feline. Though not related to the tiger and the fellow big cats, he was a bloody old beast indeed. He had two nasty sharp canines that were too big to fit inside his mouth. but on the impressive side, he could compete with the terror birds for food.

The biggest ape of all is the extinct Greater Gigantopithecus. She is a magnificent prehistoric creature who once lived in southwest China's subtropical montane forests. Both her smaller fellows, the Common and Lesser Gigantopithecus, might have also lived there.

Poor apes, they've become extinct long ago. Poor sabretooth is also dead, boo hoot. The dinosaurs have now been gone as well.



Sunday 15 October 2017

Disney's Tarzan will still continue, with future help from full 3D power!

Hello, last month I wrote a blog post about revealing the real possibility, of Disney's Tarzan outlasting (nearly, virtually all) the other versions into the future! 

Although Benito Gallego’s Edgy Pizazz and Glen Keane’s Fit Pizazz are still very different beasts, they do share a few things in common. 

Their spiritually eponymous literary ancestor character (yes, that’s the original Tarzan as he exists in what’s now called the Edgar Rice Burroughs Universe canon) is mostly going to be known in the story universe as ‘Magnus John Clayton, the epic badass Viscount Greystoke’, indicating that he was both a Greystoke descendant and a slightly Norse lord of the jungle himself. This is due to various factors such as trademark issues and

Dear the Disney’s Tarzan fans, the Glen Keane formula can still be relevant for a long time, even in my pending adulthood.  

The rest won’t be written until approximately five years later, in September-October 2022. 













Friday 13 October 2017

Happy P.O.X day!

Hello. It's great to sure how legendary the silly name of this German punk band has become! The same foreign band is currently better known by its shortened name of P.O.X.

Last year: when I was searching the word 'pox' as in my now-dormant chickenpox, I only thought the word was about a moderate (but contagious) disease. My gamer thumbs did another thing: they searched hard for a foreign punk band. That would result in my accidental discovery of the same band bearing that name. It's also the first time the word 'pox' made me laugh a lot!

Now: I am starting to know more about the same band, its history and influence on the punk movement. I think the name's meaning is 'psychobilly orchestra X'.

1982 was a great year for a trio of outrageous men to form a psychobilly band. They are all German and working in Hanover, which is also the home of famed movie studios, particularly Constantin film. Since they founded the band together, they toured many parts of Europe until their retirement from public spotlight in 1991.

But that doesn't mean their band is officially 'dead'! I think P.O.X has lied dormant for seventeen years, till it got revived by the same men. During that time, they work in different places and have different jobs. However, it turns out that Slin Pox (aka Nils Enghusen) is the most resilient, because he left the group (early) to form another band called 'Celebrate the Nun' and after that; leading the German music school 'Fit In Music' in Garbsen, a town in the Hanover district.

Since their comeback in 2008, they now have a recent album featuring (their current trademark song) 'Don't Like Me', which tells their own tale of a hungry zombie who desires for elderly human brains! I believe this modern-day story is proved to be a rudely cautionary (black comedy) tale, because zombies are a good veteran subject when it comes to songs like this! Hum, the only album thing that I'm intolerant about, is that the album cover is just too bloody nuts..