Tilikum day!

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I'm having bad news, Tilikum is dying of "sea mammal pneumonia" (its human counterpart called the common asthma is inherited by my maternal cousin called Robert Tawaf, but is less dangerous).

I think sea mammal pneumonia is caused by the germs that live in the orca's fragile lungs, it's also thought by The Dodo magazine (the publisher of the dying orca's last story ever) as the end of his sad life.

Chicken pox vs dolphin pox: what is worse than the other?

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I am teaching all of you today that I realised that I have a chicken pox in my tummy and face! Mine was a normal moderate type so the dolphin pox is from dolphins that are captured from the wild by that profitable animal-abusing theme park chain!

Nope, not the original and more sustainable Aussie Sea World founded in 1958; it's the American sea world!

Is it just as bad than dolphin pox: nope, dolphin pox is more dangerous than chicken pox because it would worsen due to water salinity or any quality of water!

Other close and distant friends include the cow pox, pigeon pox and monkeypox, as well as the eradicated smallpox and black pox! The turkey pox might be here too!