The most influential families of the GHU

16. The Shins: Rainier and his older brother Maxim (aka Max) Wolfcastle are the biracial birth children of two political traitors who lived in South Korea for a long time. Their mother, a rather clunky titian haired North Austrian, wasn’t a heavy accented speaker though their father, an avid fan of gossip and warplanes, surely was. 

15. The Quartermaine Webbers: The Webbers have interbred with the Springfields and various other families, to the point that many of them are descendants of Hans Springfield and his daughter Mrs Webber. 

14. The Buchanan Pelekai Lords: The Lords and the Pelekai Family are rather interrelated to the Buchanans, which is possible because the two franchises they belong to are Disney assets. 

13. The Forbes Edmonds Clan: It’s definitely possible that the Forbeses are now interrelated to The Aldens and the primarily Hawaii-based Edmonds Family.  

12. The Szyslaks: This influential European American family of the Simpsons fame is definitely on the plain screwed up side of things. 

11. The Gresham Union: This Union is mostly aristocratically British in rank, though a growing multiracial array of Turkmen, Austrian, North Sorbian, Middle Russian, French, Andalusian, Lebanese, Hungarian, Greco-Turkish, Ashkenazi Jewish, and North Ukrainian ancestries are increasingly common as well. 

10. The Bloomsbury Mistry Khan Clan: This fairly large and wealthy but non-aristocratic Clan mostly has origins in Iran and the UK, though bits of North Indian, Pashtun, Middle Russian, Tajik, Irish and Buryat Mongol ancestry have also been hinted as well. 

9. The Cassadines: The Cassadines aren’t always screwed up for much of their history until Eugenius was born. But it’s definitely possible that after Eugenius became a leader of sorts, they emulated their former foes in a rather doggedly fantastic way, only to really succeed when Helena became the unexpected matriarch because she’s technically the last real Cassadine to actually bear that damn surname.  

8. The Corbins: The Corbins are one messed up American bunch, primarily of Irish and Greek ancestry. 

7. The Quimby McConnells: The main branch is definitely both of Old Money and Medieval Royalty heritage, while the rest are middle class twits. 

6. The Mankiewicz Chandlers: This screwed up family has shown scars of Mankiewicz and Quartermaine madness from the ground up since the end of the 19th century.