Say hello to new things such as the smokeless Popeye and other around the world innovations!
Thursday, 30 December 2021
A Proposal for Grinlandia Stories
Sunday, 26 December 2021
Long live the WMT!
Wednesday, 22 December 2021
The Scarlet Sails: a character analysis
Saturday, 18 December 2021
The Scarlet Sails: Characters
Tuesday, 14 December 2021
The King of 50s Kaiju art
Friday, 10 December 2021
An Obituary for the WMT
Monday, 6 December 2021
The Great Brazil Spotlight
Brazil seems to be one of the biggest Telenovela and drama exporters worldwide, which is mostly truth in telly, because it is the country that practically originated the whole telenovela genre in the first place.
Despite the fluctuating but mostly pretty bad corruption and far too much habitat loss for virtually all of its ecosystems combined, Brazil’s pop culture is definitely better set for international posterity than those of most majority world countries, regardless of the circumstances surrounding them all. This is exacerbated by the fact that Brazil as a country has media archives which are actually decent but primarily located in parts of the southeast and far south, mostly because film reels are frail as heck.
Amongst its literary classics for kids is an infamous crack fiction work, The Yellow Woodpecker Branch, a prototypical Narnia with characters from the folklores of many nations, meeting each other in the eponymous ranch.
Ironically, it also gave us the countless MockBusters of Video Brinquedo, a company which once distributed actual legitimate Brazilian Portuguese dubs of many old kids shows
Many of its telenovelas are pretty popular with a lot of people around the world, and are sometimes remade even in the various Brasilia or Carioca sub-dialects of Brazilian Portuguese, as for both extant versions of the telly classic Bicho do Mato.
Thursday, 2 December 2021
Dear studios
Sunday, 28 November 2021
Children’s Classics
Wednesday, 24 November 2021
Let’s take a look at the impact of our ancestors
Friday, 12 November 2021
Characters, copyrights, trademarks and the Public Domain
Wednesday, 27 October 2021
Russian Mockbusters are Awesome!
Tuesday, 19 October 2021
I love watching Lost Media videos
Watching web documentaries on lost media is a cool thing to do.
There are iceberg videos on the Simpsons, SpongeBob, One Piece, Kamen Rider, Mazinger Z, Pokémon, Dragon Ball and countless others.
I don’t really think the Mazinger Z iceberg is great at catching really lost stuff, mostly because the things that are reviewed are actually found for the most part. The rest is actually pretty decently filled with mistakenly attributed fan arts, plus shitloads of less commonly seen episodes and chapters.
Monday, 11 October 2021
The Bots of Mazinger, Cirque Du Soleil Style! Part 4
Sunday, 3 October 2021
The Bots of Mazinger, Cirque Du Soleil Style! Part 3
More female robots coming soon.
Wednesday, 29 September 2021
History of the Nausicaanade
The Nausicaanade is not just a mixed meta genre, it also is one of the most popular recent meta genres in the history of modern fiction, period.
The Modern Nausicaanade goes far back to the publication of Albert Robida’s Saturnin Farandoul in 1879.
The meta genre maker is Wama Son of the Moon, created by the late Mexican comics giant Joaquín Cervantes Bassoco. The comic is so little known to modern non-Hispanophone viewers but indirectly influential outside of Latin America, it’s safe to say that the ridiculous current Mexican copyright laws do not help matters at all. Also, it is basically Nausicaa starring a Tarzan Boy, who is a serial lemon Stu living with certain strange fantasy animals.
The meta genre codifiers are Wama Son of the Moon’s far more popular and directly influential spinoff, Tawa the Gazelle Man, the Japanese Toku Monster Prince and ultimately its fellow Sagisu family creation Spectreman, plus Star Fleet. The former is Nausicaa starring a Tarzan boy, who isn’t much of a serial lemon Stu in spite of living with certain strange fantasy animals. The second and third are basically Nausicaa starring a Tarzan boy living with remnant cryptid pseudo dinosaurs and Nausicaa starring a dullard spiritual predecessor to both of Tatsuya Yasuda’s Steel Jeegs. The latter is a chronological cross of Nausicaa and Grendizer, starring an outer space team battling a corrupt empire and its wicked military.
The manga that helped popularise the modern Nausicaanade to Japanese audiences and ultimately other consumers from the rest of the world is the genre namer itself, Hayao Miyazaki’s Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind. Its compressed film adaptation, which actually was conceived first, is even more influential, inspiring the ATLA franchise and James Cameron’s Avatar amongst many others in recent years. Its sole major imitators are Elfie of the Blue Sea and Green Legend Ran, themselves cult classics featuring humanlike mermaids and monsters representing a bunch of debilitating natural disasters, as well as Fern Gully, which itself stars tropical Australian animals, and Nadia: Secret of the Water, a Jules Verne inspired anime show which itself inspired Disney’s Atlantis: The Lost Empire, which is Nausicaa with amortal sea dwellers, and another Jules Verne inspired anime show called The Secret Of Cerulean Sand, which is Nausicaa with bright minerals.
The legendary Farscape by Jim Henson Productions is a cross of Nausicaa and Space Battleship Yamato, starring an outer space team battling wicked empires and corrupt militaries.
Its own relatives, James Cameron’s Avatar franchise, is Nausicaa featuring a human interacting with catlike, tall and blue but rather annoyingly Stuish aliens.
Their spiritual successor is Ainbo: Spirit of the Amazon, which is more than just a variant of Nausicaa featuring mildly stereotypical Native Amazonians battling tooth and nail against a mining company. Not only is its links with Nausicaa very apparent, if rather indirect, the first word of its title, which means ‘girl’ in a Panoan language called Shipibo Conibo, rhymes with The English word for the goddamn frigging Rainbow.
Saturday, 25 September 2021
The Bots of Mazinger, Cirque Du Soleil Style! Part 2
There Are More Bot characters To Come!
The Antagonist Robots: A heap of Antagonist Robots.
Achlys: Achlys is defined as a moderately unattractive super robot made mostly with copper alloys.
The Sexy Ladies: The Most Awe Inducing Beautiful Bots in the world.
Steel Artemis: Artemis is a wolf eared female super robot known for regulating the environment.
Fe-Ni-Co Epiales: Epiales is a plain coloured robot known for witty remarks.
Crucible Steel Circe: Circe is a Mischievous Robot Crone, a fellow of other robots like Proserpina and Hebe.
Mu Metal Hebe: This one is a mischievous little fella, a super robot Kitten familiar of Proserpina.
Cu-Ni-Fe Proserpina: Proserpina is a cat eared super robot who minds the High school.
Gunmetal Empiusa: Empiusa is a seagoing super robot built from a dead lighthouse at the beach.
Martensitic Stainless Steel Flora: Flora is a Robot Zebra Finch, who is the companion of Joss.
Wootz Steel Carmenta: Carmenta is a super robot which demolishes buildings.
Demeter: Demeter, The hardest working super robot regularly shown, has a multipurpose body and is a farmer’s bot by career.
Ceres: Ceres, A cute morphing infant super robot, which is shown to have bunny rabbit ears.
Vesta: Vesta is just well represented as many other upcoming female bots, as it has cat ears and a very muscular body.
Tethys: Tethys is a turquoise coloured robot mermaid.
The Traumatic Babes
Iron Juno: Iron Juno has a feminine body and a skinny build.
Hera: Hera is a creepy, gray super robot with a dragon tail.
Silver Steel Ichnaea: This is the uglier and more off putting companion of Hera.
Lithium Chaos: Lithium Chaos is much differently bodied from most other robot antagonists. Not only is it Much creepier than most of said antagonists, it’s also a grey war robot to begin with!
The Military Robots
Ananke: Ananke is a muscular super robot painted with the influence of America in mind.
Hestia: Hestia is a robot which has an athletic female body, along with a pair of Lop Rabbit Ears.
Copper Thalassa: Thalassa is the junior companion of Tethys.
Nemesis: Nemesis, meaningfully nightmarish as it is, is a super robot which often does badass arm folds even when sleeping.
Diana Nemorensis: This is Another Robot in the Venus Line, a stronger grownup sister of both Diana and Venus.
Stainless Steel Aegle: Aegle is a super robot Skeleton with a Female Mohawk, who is the older companion to Mene.
Maraging Steel Mene: Mene is a rather ugly woman robot with a skeleton head.
The Mazinger Maids
Phoebe: Phoebe is a super robot fuelled with electricity in mind.
Guanin Arke: This Latin American beauty is known for wrestling with High Speed Steel Libera.
Rhea: Rhea is a grown up female robot with rabbit ears.
High Speed Steel Libera: Libera is a Lanky Shaped Super Robot Known for its long legs.
Gaia: Gaia is a brown super robot with sea lion ears.
The Team Supporters
Doré Alectrona: A Dragon Shaped companion to the X Bomber.
Antanium Hecate: Hecate is a robot which rides Alectrona off to space.
Tuesday, 21 September 2021
The Archive Panic and The Audience Alienating Premise
Friday, 17 September 2021
Mazinger, Cirque Du Soleil Style! Part 3
Monday, 13 September 2021
The Public Domain
Thursday, 9 September 2021
A heap of Plausible Adaptations to relatively obscure Pop Culture Works
Sunday, 5 September 2021
Mazinger: The Teruya Legacy
Mazinger is a franchise that actually needs and deserves a MAJOR light novel branch, bundled with a continuity which is both good and consistent as well as being largely snarl free. This is mostly due to Go Nagai being both forgetful and a bit superficial, partly because of how busy he is as an old man.
As the franchise original and its spinoffs are still making a lot of money internationally, let's say that, because of how many super robots the franchise has, a MAJOR light novel series reimagining is going to make sure that there will be a canonical version indeed, as the continuity snarls are in other branches instead. The series of Light Novels, called Mazinger Fantasy, is gonna be good if handled well and properly licensed. But here's a catch; the whole novel series could never be released in certain countries for political reasons.
The first few chapters of the very first novel will focus on Imo Teruya, a young man who got stranded in Hawaii following a fallout with Shyam Lahiri, who himself had long been mutilating his eyes so much that they appear blind. From then on, he lived alone. Having initially met his slightly older scientist girlfriend online, he slowly gets immersed into her culture. They got married a few years later, but in the midst of a habitat loss driven cultural conflict.
The rest focuses on how Imo and Monica raised their children in their mother's birthplace. For their oldest child and daughter Rin, she had to look after her two younger brothers Goku and Koji. In succeeding books, the mother dies, her husband later becomes a shellshocked man, and their children find heaps of goddamn super robots, start to meet their spouses, and have families of their own after marriage.
The Star Fleet Stories consists of spinoffs set in different time periods of the same continuity. The first, X Bomber, is basically a somehow hotter and sexier take on the original live action puppet show, which itself is inspired by Thunderbirds and in turn has partially inspired Taiwan’s Legendary Puppet Drama show Pili.
The second one is Ryunger, a sequel to X Bomber anyway, which focuses on a stranded soldier named Cyril Eno instead of Duke Fleed as in the original Toei anime and Tv Magazine manga.
The third one is Spectreman, a much bloodier and gorier spin on the original Toku show. It focuses on an orphaned high school jock named Joe Takahata, himself the only child of family making latecomers, who finds out that he partially got Cyborgified by a fully organic trans human technician trying to save his bodily life from a history of soccer related concussions.
Wednesday, 1 September 2021
Mazinger: The Fantasy
Saturday, 28 August 2021
Treasures to save for Christmases and birthdays
There are Treasures that can definitely be saved for Christmases and Birthdays.
Things that I already have
Postwar Showa Shonen Manga History Parts 1 and 2 - Made by Heibonsha at the turn of the millennium, when the Internet was almost always only seen in the minority world, this two part pre-Nine Eleven and pre-COVID Mook anthology is practically a second-hand must for fans of old Shonen tv shows, anime and manga the world over.
The Great Jungle Graphics for Boys - This Mook, a part of the Children’s History series by Heibonsha, is possibly the breakout spinoff of the two Shonen Manga History Mooks; mostly because it primarily has Tarzanids in most of its pages while each of the latter two have only had a few.
Tuesday, 24 August 2021
Mazinger, Cirque Du Soleil Style! Part 2
There are far more characters in this part than the first one. Check it out!
The Hero and Antagonist Scientists
Maria Medeiros: Maria Medeiros, aka Bloody Maria, is one of the most influential Go Nagai created antagonists of all time, and also one of the most pitifully broken aces. She was one of the Imperial Alliance’s bondage ladies, who fell in love with Axel Hagen and fled along with most former members of the Imperial Alliance, from the glitching of the Imperial Alliance itself. Her heel face turn is complete when she oversaw the destruction of the Imperial Cruiser.
Leo Havel: Leo is Andre and Bruno’s estranged Czech best friend from their childhood. He also has had a rather infamous twin sister, the gangster Reba Dolores, who in turn was the wife of poor Angelo Zurita and the mother of pitifully broken Pedro Zurita.
Axel Hagen: Axel Hagen is Cyril’s former mentor and Bloody Maria’s husband. He is a former member of the expedition.
Cyril Eno: The person whom the Ryunger is modelled on, Cyril is a space agent who landed years onto a space station filled to the brim with power hungry jackasses. There, he rode the Ryunger into dangerous places in outer space. After that, he retired and went back to earth, as his friend Jeremy Stinson let two youths into the ship even as their parents were dying, and the rest is history.
Jack Banes: Jack Banes is one of the Space raised people in Star Fleet Stories. He has chestnut hair.
Jeremy Stinson: Jeremy Stinson is Cyril’s angst ridden friend. He was once a punk.
Lorelei Hagen: Axel Hagen and Bloody Maria’s gorgeous little blond daughter. She grew into a pretty, precocious adult.
The X Bomber Team
Benn Robinson: Benn Robinson is the brains behind the smallest known vehicle part of Dai X.
Ashleigh Robinson: Benn’s yellow hazel eyed Daughter.
Rusty Comaneci: Rusty Comaneci is Adele’s younger brother. He also has a workaholic widower dad.
Amitabh Kuroda: A peace loving guy, Mr Kuroda has been studying nature for a pretty long while.
Aya Kuroda: Amitabh’s daughter, who is on the Fleet with him due to her strong willed nature.
Barry Hercules Kline: Widower Father to Gaia Kline, and the husband of a Vietnamese Eurasian American woman who died in a Nuke Apocalypse.
Juzo Kubota: Juzo Kubota is Noah’s mostly coldly mannered widower Father, who lived in Canada for much of his life. A friend of his dead wife’s parents might have studied aliens before dying in a space debris crash.
Noah Kubota: Juzo’s stunningly brave son. Has dishevelled auburn hair and green hazel eyes.
Kyle Henson: A retired military supervisor who has blue eyes and was actually a friend of Leena and Sukhwinder Kapoor before they had a fall out with him.
Chas Lee: John Lee’s snarky and skinny brown haired younger brother.
Adele Comaneci: Adele is one of the more interesting characters in the series. She has blue eyes and is of Romanian heritage. Her brother is Rusty Comaneci.
Big Man John Lee: Ginger friend of Noah Kubota and other characters.
Jason and Ajax: Named after a pair of Greek folk characters but inspired by Hajime Sorayama’s robot pair, Jason and Ajax are a pair of cordless blue and yellow robots living inside the huge flying station.
The School Supporters
Jasmine Utsumi: Jasmine has a Bindi on her forehead and is perhaps the younger sister of Amy Utsumi. She is a hazel eyed dark golden blonde and was about thirteen in her first appearance. Like Georgina Burns, she sometimes wears a small tiara.
Georgina Burns: Georgina Burns is a drab blonde and a former school student on an expedition with the fellow human nomads who raised Rayon Kapoor. Though not a royal, she sometimes wears a simple small tiara which defines her rather prominent if not ultra wealthy class background.
Blake Leigh: A mysterious childhood friend of Daisuke Matoi, Blake Leigh is actually one of the guys and girls who were forced out of school to become youth soldiers in outer space.
Frances Davis: An eager teenaged sister of Jessica Davis, she bravely participates in the expedition to study aliens in their natural habitat.
Misato Kapoor: Definitely, the youngest member of the Kapoor Siblings. She has light brown skin.
The Pricks
The Arsenal Cadets: The arsenal cadets is a trio of Arsenal Cadets, actually orphaned human triplets who were raised into villainy.
Vijay Kapoor: Sukhwinder’s younger brother, Vijay Kapoor was sometimes spanked by his wife For a long time, which may definitely explain why the brothers have had a pretty bad childhood home life for a long while. Not only did he become so averse to breaking out of his wife’s house, he couldn’t ever speak for a long, long time. Unlike his wife and Randy, he died too drunk to get out of the house, which is just as sad.
Mo Hitch: Mo Hitch was the Kapoor Siblings’ Jerk ass minded mother, Flint’s daughter, Vijay’s wife and Peri’s grandmother.
The Fun Newcomers
Mickey Barkley: Halley’s twin brother, Nuke and Lucy’s son.
Halley Barkley: Mickey’s twin sister, Nuke and Lucy’s daughter.
Elisha Mayne: A Cyborg member of the Mazinger Scooby Gang, Elisha has turquoise eyes and pale greyish mauve Dyed hair.
Thalia Melendez: Trey ‘Mucha’ Melendez’s cute cyan eyed, blonde haired younger sister.
Ursula Marr - Imo’s Mother and the Minami twins’ Roma military-trained soldier grandmother
Taro Minami: Imo’s equally shellshocked Father and the Minami twins’ skeptical paternal half-Croatian grandfather.
Friday, 20 August 2021
The Bots of Mazinger, Cirque Du Soleil Style!
The Mazinger Brothers and supporters
Minty: A huge horizontal rocket which began life as a derelict Concord plane.
Michi-San: a mobile space station (named after pop star Michi Sellars) conceived (in reality) by Shusei Nagaoka for Britain’s Electric Light Orchestra, which acts as a huge UFO carrying around the four vehicles that aren’t Bomber X. It is the (green sea turtle shaped) main mascot of both the band and the series as a whole.
Mazinger Z: Mazinger Z is the youngest of the bunch because it is smaller and more recently made than its 2 predecessor brothers, as both of which were rather insanely risky playground equipment to begin with before the lengthy and slow recycling process had even begun.
Mazinger Y: Mazinger Y, though technically a brother of Mazinger Z, is the middle ground between Mazinger X and the latter in terms of size and age. Also known as Great Mazinger 2, this super bot wasn’t much used before its very first regular appearance.
Mazinger X: Mazinger X is the eldest of the regular robot set. Conceived and designed along with Y and Z by Makiling Bernardo.
Mazinger W: Mazinger W, aka the advanced Shin Mazinger Z, is another prototype made with the arms and legs of destroyed bots, as well as the torso that preceded those of the Regular Mazinger brothers. Being the prettiest looking also helps. It is a masculine female codenamed Bellona.
Mazinger U: Also known as the Shin Great Mazinger, it has a stupendously Square robot design. Like Themis and Bellona, it is codenamed Nyx.
The Mazinger Family: Other Robots Related to the Mazinger Brothers.
Mazinger T: A masculine female bodied, tricoloured Prototype known for its utter cuteness. Unlike the various others but like Mazinger W, it has a complicated, Ribbonlike Sixpack. Also known as Themis.
Titanium Eve: One of the fanciest robots that are known to mankind. The reason why Titanium Eve is so unbelievably strong is that it’s made mostly out of Titanium and fellow very recyclable materials.
Solar Multi Sixpack: The Solar Multi Sixpack, yet another recyclable super robot beauty, is defined as one of the few regulars with alternative formulas. Also known as Theia.
Mazinger S: Also Known as Mazinger Sport, the largest of all the Mazingers is basically one of the more difficult to tame.
Team Atlas: Consisting mostly of huge Adult robots which are amongst some of the most powerful of their kind in a traditional sense.
Jace: Jace is a single brown haired female robot leading the Team Atlas female squadron. Also known as Nickel Harmonia.
Joss: Joss is a female robot under Team Atlas, which is orange, white faced, and skinny looking as hell. Aka Shibuichi Nike.
Toss: Toss is another female robot under the wing of Team Atlas. She has a very white face but, like Joss, is reddish orange and white bodied. Aka Gold Eleos.
Liza: Nicknamed after Liza Ross, wife of Garrick Hagon, this lady bot is damn good at scare tactics and has a very purple head and face. Aka Hydronalium Chione.
Bloodstone Atlas: Atlas is the lead of Team Atlas, as well as being the second biggest of the gang army. Also known as essentially the original Big Red Dai X, like fellow members of the Mazinkaiser trio, it wasn’t much used until its first regular appearance.
White Mazinkaiser: also known as White Kaiser or Mazinkaiser, It is the design for which the much simpler succeeding Mazinger brothers are based on.
Grey Mazinkaiser: Also known as Grey Kaiser or more famously, Great Mazinkaiser, this is one of the most powerful bots ever made in the traditional sense.
Black Mazinkaiser: Also Known as Black Kaiser, Black Mazinkaiser is the biggest and most cursed of the Mazinkaiser trio.
Ryu 1: Essentially the original Grendizer, Ryu 1 is defined as a large super robot doubling as a UFO. One of the most powerful super bots ever made in the traditional sense.
Ryu 2: Ryu 2 is named to rhyme with Mew Two, as it is one of the members of the X Bomber Alliance.
Ryu 3: Ryu 3 is the third in the Ryu series of UFO robots. It is no more powerful than Mazin Emperor G however. Unlike Ryu 1, it has a nearly fully blue snood.
X Bomber: X Bomber is one of the most powerful robots there is! It is a mech that hasn’t seen the light of its day until its first regular appearance. Aka Tibetan Silver Tyche.
The Veena Sisters: The Veena Sisters are all named, this time, after Indian musical instruments. These six robots are defined by differing features.
Vichitra: Defined by its high mana and mostly orangey alloyed body, Vichitra is technically one of the more sensual Veena sisters. Aka Platinum Apate.
Rudra: It is one of the more distinctive Veena sisters, with a hat on top of its princess haircut. Aka Spangold Dione.
Sitar: Pretty and Soft, Sitar is defined by its hat and the rest of its haircut. It has similarities to Tambura and Tabla in all but hairstyle. Also Known as Akagane Bia.
Tabla: Gorgeous Tabla is defined not just by its almost all orange body, except for the black napes, but also by its drum shaped head, which means that the top of its head is inspired by North Indian Music. Aka Ormolu Benthesikyme.
Tambura: Much Bigger and more ‘adult’ than both Tabla and Vichitra. Aka Goloid Macaria.
Sarod: Cute Sarod has a flowery Hime cut and is almost entirely pink. Aka Zolotnik Ersa.
The Sports Trio: A Bunch of Supporting Bots.
Baseball Blazer: Baseball is practically defined as a huge robot far more suited to sports other than baseball. First appearing along with Great Mazinger in the fight against Master Vex. Aka Albata Hemera.
Rugby Rusty: Rugby is a rather overweight looking, or in fact heavily armoured, super robot. A comic relief unlike the somehow more serious Baseball, it is painted in dull shades of both orange and pink, and has a comically large snood mask, which hides its real head underneath it all.
Football Flash: Football Flash is intended to be be companion robot of the Bloodstone Atlas alliance. Stockier than the Ryu Robots, Flash is definitely a newfound friend of Rusty and Blazer.
The Great Mazinger Ladies: the competition to the Veena sisters.
Onyx: Onyx has a very purple face, with the rest of its body being very dark grey. It also has a stunningly grey crown. Aka Shakudo Veritas.
Venus: Venus is the hipster of the trio, with a flowing cleopatra cut.
Daffodil: Daffodil has a pretty crown and is quite clearly somewhat pink coloured, except for the bras, which are azure. Also Known As Cast Iron Clementia.
Diana: Diana, being a strong willed super robot, is a black haired Wonder Woman Wannabe.
Team Grandizer: A Competitor to the Bloodstone Atlas Team.
Mazin Emperor G: Mazin Emperor G is one of the most powerful bots in the traditional, not so universe shattering or quantum wielding, sense.
Goldrake: Goldrake is a handsome and pretty buddy robot following the steps of Baseball Blazer.
Grandizer: the modern Grandizer, being a green coloured, military driven robot and obviously so controlled with ease by the emotional whims of a human being, it can easily be a force to reckon with, even if it’s muscled indeed!
Mazin King H: A fellow robot to Ryunger and Prince I in Cyril Eno’s expedition, King H is larger than Ryunger and Mazin Prince I, though not as large as the Mazin Emperor G.
Mazin Prince I: Known for being somehow cuter and younger looking than Emperor G and King H, Prince I is defined by its multicoloured body.
Monday, 16 August 2021
Mazinger: Cirque Du Soleil Style!
I wonder if a huge change of the world revolving around Mazinger Z and its buddies needs to be heavily expanded for a possible Cirque Du Soleil adaptation? Call it Mazinger: Cirque Du Soleil style!
The Teruyas
Koji Teruya: Named after a deceased Japanese actor, Koji Teruya is the youngest son of professor Imo Teruya and a woman of Yombe and Woyo descent from Cabinda in Angola named Monica Da Silva, hence his dark skin. In the apocalyptic present, he mostly lives alone and is possibly a perverted wild teenager (later becoming an adult), and his real first name is most likely Makiadi, which means Misery, in the Kongo Languages. Even as the story progresses, he makes some astonishingly mature decisions without even knowing about the things behind them.
Mai Teruya: Mai Teruya is Koji’s wife and a very angst headed member of the infamous Sewer Alley high school staff. Although little is known about her life before she met Koji, she attended the high school of Acorn Highway, which is more popular than that of the Sewer Alley. She first met Koji when the latter rescued her from a horde of rampaging Bigfoots.
Riki Teruya: Koji’s grandpa.
Ei Teruya: Mai and Koji's only daughter. It helps that she's the one most likely to inherit Koji's black hair.
Goku Teruya: Being Koji’s much more jackass younger brother, Goku is defined as a mixed race brunette and, in his early appearances as a mysterious scene stealer, actually had a hairstyle similar to that of Koji! He has a son named Kabuto, with a consensual wife named Lucian.
Imo Teruya: Imo Teruya is the shellshocked, widowed father of Koji and Goku, as well as being the husband of the late Monica Da Silva. Besides having a Japanese surname indicating that while some of his ancestors are Japanese, he possibly is more Croatian and Romani in terms of genetics than Japanese.
Monica: Monica was Imo’s scientist wife and the mother of their offspring.
Laura: Laura is, technically, one of Koji’s countless cousins.
The Hidden Woods
Rubina Jacobs: The Pig Man’s girlfriend and later wife, who first appeared in the story as a frequently kidnapped and bound background character, but gained more character development as the story comes to a close.
The Pig Man: A stranded and wild young guy mostly known by his nickname. According to Koi, he is more clearly a friend in need that Koji Da Silva doesn’t know much about.
The Rahals
Emi Rahal: Emi is very partly of Lebanese Maronite ancestry mostly because of her mum and dad, who raised her and Sasha in a loving environment despite the damn odds.
Greg Rahal: A gingerbread haired punk who cares for the environment, Greg is one of Mehmood Safin’s current friends, because they first met each other in an expedition to recycle debris from space.
Sasha Rahal: Emily’s Blonde Sister, Greg’s Other younger sister, and one of the Galactic Expedition’s most valuable members. She is about a year older than the infamous Koji Minami in her first appearance and has bright flaxen blonde hair. She herself is something of a broken ace too!
The Matois
Kenzo Matoi: Kenzo Matoi, an independent scientist, was the father of Liriope. Like Yu, his scar might have surely been in the forehead, albeit on the right side.
Yu Matoi: was the wife of Kenzo Matoi and the mother of three children. Like her husband, she has an interesting forehead scar, albeit on the very top.
So Matoi: So was a dude who got sick of the military when he was a part of it. Along with fellow scientist Shyam Lahiri, he was actually best friends with Leena and her husband Sukhwinder before they all fall out with the dysfunctional couple and ran away from them.
Marcie: Marcie was Yu’s wife, was of partial Japanese and predominant Croatian ancestry. She died exactly at the beginning of the story, where she was trying to fend off an Ogopogo!
Megara Matoi: Megara has simply a black Hime cut.
The School Staff
Lola Koi Bernardo: Filipina American student attending Acorn Highway high. She is the daughter of Makiling Bernardo.
Gaia Kline: Gaia Kline is one of the most vital members of the school staff since she first attended said school. She is perhaps mixed race (she has a black dad and an Eurasian Mum), has green eyes and chocolate cinnamon skin.
Jim Watts: Jim Watts was originally one of Koji and Megara’s rival classmates besides his best friend Chris. He finally met the irresistible Maya Barkley at the Sewer Alley’s infamous bootcamp after they both met Koji. His brunette sister is Casey Watts.
Amy Utsumi: Amy is one of Kelli Matoi’s Friends at the Sewer Valley High School. She is chocolate cinnamon haired and a tough cookie.
Chris O’Malley: Chris is the younger brother of Sally O’Malley and Jim’s only long term friend till they met Koji Teruya.
Sally O’Malley: Sally is a school janitor who’d been attending the same Sewer Alley high school before her brother Chris came along during his grade hop from Harper middle school.
Rock O’Malley: Light Brown haired Rock O’Malley is the oldest of the O’Malley siblings.
The Galactic Gazers and supporting members
Tommy Marsh: Tommy the black nerd, a shy and sometimes pissed off dude, is both Lucy’s younger brother and also one of Koji’s high school friends.
Daisuke Matoi: Fraternal twin brother to Kelli and older brother to Shiro Matoi. Has messy locks of brown hair.
Renee Miucin: Part Romanian Renee is Nicholas Barkley’s girlfriend and Bruno’s haughty niece.
Nicholas ‘Nuke’ Barkley: Nicholas is Boss Barkley’s younger brother. While Boss was initially about fifteen years old in his first appearance, Nuke is about three years younger.
Casey Watts: Casey is Jim’s older sister and a friend of Romy Umon.
Sayaka Slon Hines: Sayaka Slon (Slavic word for elephant) Hines is a woman who is such a military bruiser that she is rightfully the only known choice for piloting one of the Veena sisters, somewhat after its first two destructions become known to the public. She is the daughter of Gosaku Hines, who is himself the half-Japanese, half-Black widower of a Croatian American drill sergeant.
Brad ‘Boss’ Barkley: Boss Barkley, though a regular high school bully outside, has a rather troubled home life filled with two distant workaholic parents and a rather nasty pair of screwed up maternal grandparents from the Deep South. His mum and dad are Mona Jones Barkley and Jason Barkley.
Lucy Marsh: Although her parents were luckily with her for considerably longer than Tetsuya's paternal grandparents were there with him (that is, until they died of overwork), she has suffered from a moderate amount of bullying by a large amount of ridiculously bigoted fellows at the Acorn Highway elementary school. As a result of such bigotry, she dislikes too much bullshit and does have a pretty troubled past, albeit not as sad and pitiful as Tetsuya's. Along with Tetsuya, she also has been mentally scarred, albeit less so, by their shared encounters with a notoriously criminal Bigfoot family, which includes a husband and wife team; the Bigfoot husband killed off Gary and Kenzo, while the Bigfoot wife killed the former's paternal uncle and aunt; but before that, The Bigfoot wife’s parents were responsible for the death of Tetsuya’s parents. Unlike in most other versions where she is called Jun Hono, she is shown to have a huge crush on Nuke Barkley; years later, they married and have fraternal twin children named Mickey and Halley.
Yumi Tsurugi: Yumi is Megara Matoi’s best friend. Unlike Kelli, Yumi has Raven hair. Her older sister is Jun Tsurugi.
Maya Barkley: Medium Brown haired Maya Barkley is the twin sister of Boss Barkley and older sister to Nuke Barkley.
Jessica Davis: Lucy’s Brunette haired maternal cousin and a fellow orphan. Her parents were slavish workaholics who lived as cubicle rats at Cycle Inc's HQ until they got fired, thus they lived deep in a thick temperate rainforest full of Bigfoots.
Kelli Karabatsos: Megara’s fellow Hime cut friend. A very brunette haired brat, she witnessed her workaholic grandpa, mother and father all dying at the hands of a really aggro Bigfoot along with her fellow classmates.
Shiro Matoi: Megara’s pretty goofy younger brother, bundled with filthy hair.
Jun Tsurugi: Jun is Yumi’s older sister, who was friends with Narendra and Tetsuya Kapoor. She has black hair but, like Maya Barkley and Jessica Davis, has very pale peach skin.
Trey ‘Mucha’ Melendez: A Chicano dude who originally attended the same high school as Megara Matoi.
The Kapoors
Ren Kapoor: Ren was Tetsuya’s much more insane older brother who lived in the wilderness for much of his life, as evidenced by the contrived circumstances surrounding his puberty. Along with his wife Olga Gutierrez, shortly after they gave birth to Misato’s erm, second cousin, he died of various mental health defects and a heart condition which he inherited from his maternal grandpa, Flint Hitch.
Tetsuya Kapoor: A rather overcompetitive but pitifully broken ace, which means anyone can avoid him mostly because his heavy beefing tendencies are not fun to look at, and he's generally been ill suited to long term friendship for a couple of years, due to his actual paternal birth grandparents being dead in the hands of a Bigfoot and their ex friend Kenzo being a rather depressed dude who is basically one of the company's indentured scientist labourers. Tetsuya was a regular elementary school bully of the Matoi siblings. Luckily, he is only partially to blame for Goran and Kenzo’s deaths, but at the cost of him becoming a bit more of a woobie trying to live with his various kinds of grief. Even after losing his mentors to a savagely aggro male Bigfoot, he also witnessed his paternal uncle and aunt being killed off for real, albeit by a savagely aggro female Bigfoot, IN ORDER TO GO TO HEAVEN with their two most consistent colleagues. He was about nineteen in his first regular appearance, though his slowly developing sexuality didn’t come fully out of the closet until somehow later, when he was twenty one telling his old rival Koji about how his mum disowned him and his dad forever as a result of both men being hugely spanked by her.
Zayn Kapoor: Dharmendra and Tetsuya’s somehow more unstable and regularly angst ridden middle brother, who currently lives on his own in a slum house and is definitely known as the most emo member of the family.
Narendra Kapoor: Tetsuya’s close but similarly dysfunctional younger brother, whom he disrespects but deeply sympathises with.
Saraswati Kapoor: Being the second youngest yet most comedic known regular member of the infamous Kapoor bunch, the infamously named Saraswati Kapoor is also the only girl in a family of 2 dead parents and four living, farting and breathing siblings.
The Galactic Solar Expedition
Jasper Kline: Gaia Kline's cheapskate younger brother, who is a buddy of Shiro.
Romi Umon: Romi Umon is the daughter of widowed scientist Orion Umon. A brave and content soul, her twin brother is Ravi Umon.
Ravi Umon: Fellow friend of the Kapoor brothers. One of the wild Koji’s sole remaining friends from his childhood years, besides Akhil Safin.
Akhil Safin: Raised by his older sister Selena Maya on a UFO called Grendizer, which is, actually, a huge robot that their Volga Tatar parents saved from impending destruction by space beasts invading their children’s birthplace of America, cyan eyed brunette Akhil Safin lived in said UFO for years until they arrived back to planet earth, only to realise that their parents have sadly passed away in the nuclear accident that shook the Washington state, USA.
Rayon Kapoor: The estranged but heroically inclined son of Leena and Sukhwinder, Rayon was adopted by a horde of wandering unknowns, who are in fact human UFO nomads, political and climate refugees embarking on an expedition that tours the solar system. He has scruffy Black Hair.
Selena Maya Safin: Akhil’s older sister, known for her role in helping certain society members to study the short lives of the insanely incomprehensible starfish aliens of their eponymous Universal Empires.
The Mentors
Orion Umon: Orion is the half Japanese father of Romi Umon, whose wife was one of the victims in a notorious incident known to Sewer Alley natives as the Great Nuclear Stink.
Ron Hines: An awesome dude, he taught Sayaka to be a woman brave and strong, while trying to search for a dozen Cold War Iron curtain treasures once thought to be missing.
Shyam Lahiri: Shyam Lahiri was the Victor Frankenstein of his time! Even when he was friends with his later enemies, Leena and Sukhwinder shortly before they betrayed him, he was generally a sucker for both robots and monsters, something that most characters of the story can and should know that. What they didn’t know is that he was the father of Minus and Plus all along.
The Human Antagonists
Sukhwinder Kapoor: Defined as the demeaning and constantly cold mannered husband of Leena Sagar, Sukhwinder had a pretty interesting sibling rivalry with his younger brother, the Kapoor Siblings’ father Vijay. He was nearly always a friendly lackey in need to his mentor, the equally somewhat sympathetic Dr Bruno Miucin.
Leena Sagar: Leena was Sukhwinder’s girlfriend and later wife. They first met each other by accident at the Acorn Highway High school when they grew up. She had (very nearly) always been a persistent antagonist who loved destroying robots, but would actually fear killing a human inside. Along with Sukhwinder, she was a long time friend of the Miucin brothers.
Bruno Miucin: Known for his pointy ears and wicked ideas, Bruno was the son of a wealthy but rather screwed up Cold War raised couple, who conceived him on a Sunday morning. Being their only child, he saw both of them preying on their two cats and got traumatised by said grisly incident as a result. A rather callous if understandable brute with some heavy noble demon tendencies, he actually was friends with Gary Matoi until he’s had enough of the latter’s healthy old antics and shooed him out.
Andre Miucin: Bruno’s even funnier younger brother, he actually was shown to be great at doing black comedy, so yeah, which may even mean he and Bruno were basically more similar than they thought of themselves as.
The Dao Brothers
Joshua Dao: Joshua is a science teacher.
Wesley Dao: Joshua Dao’s brother, Wesley has more in common with his mother than he has with his father. He possibly has brown eyes.
Thursday, 12 August 2021
Crazy Literary Collectibles: Tarzan Boy Edition
Crazy Literary Collectibles: Tarzan Boy Edition
Things that have a few Hotmails and Ebooks shown
The Jungle Born story has a rarely seen but freely available Ebook, which means that it’s not needed for a collection until later in the Tarzan Boy collecting process. Because it’s luckily being added into the public domain for the EU, I adapted its Ebook form into a pretty sad and somehow pessimistic fanfic of the same name, which in turn will be the screenplay for a more hopeful miniseries of the same name.
There are only two Kwa stories which have their own freely available Ebooks in the Gutenberg Australia site. The rest are also available, but only for buyers of paid Ebooks. All of the six stories are compiled into a cheaply covered but actually decent short story collection in the Lulu self publishing site at only barely six Australian dollars.
Tam, Son of the Tiger has a freely available Ebook on the Gutenberg Australia site, which indicates that it’s not collected yet until the Tarzan Boy collecting business goes well beyond ten non Tarzan and Mowgli books.
Both Jan of the Jungle stories have their own free Ebooks on the Gutenberg Australia site as well, thus they’re not yet bought until the collecting process goes way beyond a dozen or more books. I adapted both of them into fanfics doubling as proposed screenplays for a miniseries.
The Jukan series is becoming public domain in 2028, so there’s an increasingly likely chance of all eighteen stories getting a rather dirty Australian English translation in the near future.
Things that can get away within a couple of absurd publishing world situations
There are so many Akim comic book volumes, I can’t collect them all for reasons related to archive panic; thus only a few hundred of the covers could definitely be integral to a web adaptation of the whole franchise - which is meant to be something made in the style of Tezuka Productions, Sony Pictures and Splash Entertainment's memetic spin on the not really public domain Astro Boy legend.
Sunday, 8 August 2021
Jingle Jangle Jungle
Wednesday, 4 August 2021
MockBusters: A History of Cheapskates
Hello there! I must have been thinking about MockBusters for a long while now. People have been reading and watching MockBusters since the dawns of both literature and cinema, we are just more aware of the legal and social implications surrounding MockBusters nowadays (in the Present Day) than ever before.
For a rather long time, but mostly from near the famed if rather unceremonious end to all the Shogun Periods up until the debut of both Mazinger Z and Gatchaman late in 1972, much of Japanese Pop Culture must have been suffering from misleading international marketing, which was mostly because of the fact that there was no Google Translate at the time!
On a more celebrated note, the Thai Comics Industry started in 1932 with a comic that began life as a local MockBuster to - of all things - Thimble Theatre, starring Popeye the Sailor Man. Said comic was titled Khun Muen after its eponymous titular Hero, who is a plucky Street urchin wearing a Spartan Warrior Hat.
In The Hispanic World, Heaps of Tarzan Boys would infiltrate the pop culture industry within a bang or two. The first of them all was Nanuk, written and drawn in Barcelona during the last years of the pre-Franco Era in the 20th Century. The most famous, however, was Tawa, the titular hero of the more popular spinoff within the Wama Line, written and drawn by a Mexican Comics luminary, Joaquín Cervantes Bassoco.