Rhododendron Maze: Characters

Kenneth Wolmark: Kenneth is a sad sack at a newspaper agency who means well, but neglects all his three daughters. 

Azalea Wolmark: Azalea is a mixed race, green eyed ginger in the remake novels. She is a psychopath, who instead lives alone with her older and more mature sisters after their mum died of hyper empathy related complications via killing herself in the head with a suicide shotgun, which is mostly due to her mental health being nonexistent for her whole life. 

Rosebay Wolmark: Antisocial twenty two year old Rosebay Wolmark seems to be the only one with a consistently positive relationship with party girl Rhoda and psychopathic Azalea. 

Rhoda Pinxter Wolmark: Rhoda seems to be about twenty years old. She’s also a wildly gesticulating party girl. 

Muskeg Simpson Bravo Wolmark: Hyper Empathetic, mixed race, very short sighted, slightly wrinkly, grey eyed, partly leucistic and quite overweight towhead mum trying to survive with her hereditary CPTSD, as she was a female world war vet born from the deathly violation of her also Hyper Empathetic birth dad by her birth mother after they have a forcibly arranged shotgun marriage gone horribly right together. 

Christine Simpson Bravo Denker: Muskeg’s much older if similarly somewhat overweight sister, who’s about the same age as Mrs Monica Breedlove. She was about twenty when her mum was pretty much bludgeoned and mauled by her own sons to death. Her husband was a low rank Kosher mafia mobster named Patrick Denker, whom she had a very dysfunctional relationship with. 

Chunky Dick Simpson: Christine’s birth dad and Nerium’s sole husband. Both were married by their own screwed up parents at a forcibly arranged shotgun wedding gone horribly right. 

Nerium Peel Simpson: Muskeg’s sociopathic, screwed up birth mum and a serial killer of people coming from fellow screwed up families, who might have made the town where she lived even worse. But to be fair, she indeed did feel somehow slightly guilty, enough for much of what she had done; thus she strapped herself in a chair filled with ropes and shot herself while also letting her sons chop her to death, perhaps in order to make the town’s equally corrupt police and lawyers happy, and also ensuring that Emily got happily adopted by a high schooled peer parent. 

Oleander Peel: Oleander Peel was Nerium’s also highly predisposed and screwed up father. Psychopathic like Azalea. His only long term sex toy was a half-black brothel spinster named Betty Schober, whom he sexually violated even before she birthed Nerium Peel Simpson.  

Ricardo Bravo: Fellow relative World War veteran who died in an Italian prison due to a bunch of rather very corrupt people running it with impunity. He seems to know all the ultra fundies a bit too well, resulting in him putting posters for pretty much all the screwed up families that they’re in.