We first learn that Bwindi Rainforest is Baalumba's adopted homeland, as he arrived there with his biological parents as a baby.
As a baby, Baalumba had to flee from the fearsome Snowman King, who ate his biological parents, a heinous act even by Snowman standards. As a result, he was raised in a canopy tree by a kind Snowman grandmother, who taught him how to defend himself against many threats.
From an early age, he loved his adoptive grandmother, who raised him in the canopy of the rainforest. One of his first movements was swinging between the trees, and by that time he also learned to swim.
Throughout his childhood and adolescence, he learned to beat his chest like a gorilla, swing between trees, dive into bushes, and build nests. He made awkward friendships with gorillas, jackals, baboons, and leopards, as well as chimpanzees and lions. But he made permanent friends with several bush and forest elephants as well.
As a teenager, the boy loses his grandmother to illness, but continues to hunt and skin old beasts as much as he can. He grows stronger and taller while surviving and eating the meat of old antelopes and fish. He and his adoptive parents continue to live next to the bush pigs after his adoptive grandmother dies.
As a sexually mature adult, he takes a gap year and encounters more humans than he ever experienced in his childhood or adolescence. He then travels to different parts of the known world with his newfound friends and rivals. After several years of traveling the world, he returns to the Bwindi rainforest via the rival kingdoms of Western Uganda.
He decides to live alone while building a treehouse in the jungle. Unfortunately, it doesn't last long. He is kidnapped by a dirty Hawaiian circus trafficking ring. He then escapes from the dirty Hawaiian circus and travels through the rainforest of his native Hawaii.
Eventually, he slowly meets his future wife, marries her, has a baby girl, and leaves Hawaii. With his wife's help, he continues to walk and finally returns to the rainforest with his baby daughter.
He has three children with a woman who is very muscular and manly, all girls. Now he is raising them in different parts of the rainforest. Unfortunately, they suddenly have to fight some terrible enemy or whatever. So they grow up over the years, become different people, and get married.
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