The Cardwell Era
Hannah Cardwell: Hannah Cardwell is the daughter of dead drunk scientists living in the Ugandan wilderness with her mentor Koba Bazira and his own family of fellow hard working warriors.
Koba Bazira: Koba is a flawed although otherwise smart old man trying to survive years and decades of political conflict. Before Hannah’s parents died, he noticed the absurd drunkenness and other awful behaviours of his former friends; which explains why Hannah the Sheena was raised by him after her parents passed away drunk and in awful condition. He was an omufumu (meaning ‘shaman’ in Tooro).
Robert Reynolds: Hannah’s great white safari guide boyfriend.
The Collins Era
Jenny Collins: Jenny is herself raised by Ella and her gang of friends in the savannah.
Ella Bazira: Koba’s daughter and Jenny’s mentor/foster mum.
Jason Rayburn: Jenny’s great ranger of a boyfriend, Jason Rayburn
Madelyn Zebba Wyler:
Richard Thorne: Richard Thorne is from Dublin in Ireland.
Rochelle Rayburn:
The Ames Wynn Era
Janet Ames Wynn: Janet Ames Wynn is the daughter of brown haired Betsy McCook and ginger Philip Ames. She wants to go back to where she came from, and ultimately has succeeded at the end with her boyfriend turned spouse Jonathan Wynn.
Jonathan Wynn: Tom Casey’s boisterous best friend.
Ms Konga: Ms Konga is a matronly bush elephant who is Ms Marmalade’s (Marmo for short) granddaughter.
Lia Din: Janet Ames Wynn’s mentor and Rashid’s mum, who happens to be a member of the Gujarat diaspora via her dad. She inherits her beauty from both her Kutchi dad and her converted Nkore mum.
Mekuro Gizzard: Mekuro is the youngest child and only son of Kapo Musa and Koosh Gizzard. It was she who let him kill one of his own older half brothers because the latter was an an outcast in terms of anything. He was more messed up than even Ngama since he also put his body upon Koos Van De Groot and a ton of older women. In comparison, his uncle impregnated mainly impressionable (and often pretty young, if not below 16) one night stands (albeit only six in total) because he also had two dead partners; both of whom were friends themselves.
Matsuni: Mainly known only by his Japanese alias, he is a villain who has lost his own friend to the latter’s own half sibling Mekuro Gizzard.
Koos Van De Groot: an amoral pale skin South African soldier of Afrikaner roots.
Tom Casey: Tom Casey is a reporter in an east Africa already wrecked by highly abused institutions and foul fundamentalism as well as having an engrossed elite that divided way too well. He also was assaulted by Mekuro Gizzard because his privates were delicious to him.
Dominic Jorgensen: Dominic Jorgensen, a outcasted convict from Sweden, was best friends with fellow terrorist Koos Van De Groot.
Koosh Gizzard:
Zinda: Zinda is a rather foul mannered and wicked middle aged woman, although it’s largely because she was a frequent assault victim (of Kapo Musa herself) trying to survive living without all of her dying friends at once.
The Hamilton Era
Shirley Cheryl Hamilton: At age 7 years old, poor Shirley lost her mentally traumatised parents to their suicide at an avalanche spot after spending her time with them in Tigora for about two years. As a result, she was brought up by Judi and her husband Lucius Mwesigye.
Roger Hamilton: Roger Hamilton was Shirley’s brown haired father.
Ekaterina Kopra: Roger Hamilton’s ginger Karelian wife.
Judi Mwesigye: Shirley’s firm but warm hearted mentor and foster mum with mental health issues.
Lucius Mwesigye: Judi’s distant husband.
Kiro: Shirley's epic badass buddy, who is not only known to be loud and proud as a strongwoman, she’s a tough act to follow. Frankly, her early life was quite tragic in all accounts. Her dad likely destroyed her senile mum’s life; as well as abandoning her with glee, thus a majority of the story’s locals disparagingly know her as a feral street urchin in her youth, temporarily living with gorillas and the like. She’d been bitten by various cryptids before, which means that she uses her then-newfound animal powers to survive in such a cruel world.
Masuya Suruma: Bakari Suruma’s slightly younger sister.
Amanda Prentiss Barman: Amanda is the ex wife of Matthew Cutter and wife of her jerk with a heart of gold ex-CIA bodyguard Justin Barman. She was impregnated by him after divorcing Matt, thus birthing a loud and hammy daughter named Linda Barman.
Linda Barman: Amanda and Justin's daughter.
Matthew Cutter: Matthew Cutter is a guy who's been groped upon, bullied and perhaps mindwiped by almost anything considered a threat to his own life.
Luke Mendelssohn: Matthew Cutter's sometime mechanic from Colmar in France, who happens to be partly deaf.
Rashid Din: Lia’s handsome and rather kind Park Ranger son.
Kamon Suruma: Kamon Suruma is like Scrooge in which he deeply likes becoming rich, but what he doesn’t know much about is that, while he is a bit too embezzled in embracing tradition at times and is quite a big bully when not in a good mood, he secretly doesn’t want to cause a regional civil war or even a national conflict at all, given his days as a child being neglected by his own corrupt mum. His children by his sole dead wife are Bakari and Masuya Suruma, who are a recurring sibling duo in this serialised story.
Bakari Suruma: Once a promising student at a broken down secondary school, Bakari is now a world weary atoner.
Getu and Marali M'Buli: Getu and Marali M'Buli are cunning ethnic Swazi expat brothers from the same nation as Sidiam Khumalo, South Africa.
Sidiam Khumalo: Sidiam is a South African Zulu bandit turned expat, living in the corrupt lands of the Baraya. His only regular childhood friend is Syma Coetzee.
Syma Coetzee: A Cape Coloured from South Africa, Syma is friends with Sidiam Khumalo despite being segregated for a long time.
Ngama Joost Van Der Westhuizen: Born in Uganda as the product of a one night stand between a part-Afrikaner perv named Dick Van Der Westhuizen and a Loopy Chieftain’s Screwed Up Daughter named Kapo Musa, Joost had to assassinate his own mum and then became Tigora’s then current dictator in 1970. Fortunately, due to his messed up nature gone too far, he was mind raped and eaten to death by a water monster cryptid who lives in the local swampy forests next door.
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